Come on already, get up! So you were outwitted, so what? Take it like a man and strike back. You're not dead yet, Saotome. You won't really let an Amazon, a white witch and a demon army get the better of you, right? Yeah, I thought not.

Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention. Unfortunately, this story is now very, very dead.

An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

YAHF Xander goes as one of his favorite marvel comic characters. However; unable to decide which side of the character he chose to go as - he gets a download of all the variants of that comic character from every available source written, and then some...

Really, the Kyuubi always knew this. Hinata should have expected this. Jiraiya should have known. So how did this little fact about Naruto slip the minds of everyone? It is a delicious crack-fic.

This is my bin of story ideas that I don't currently plan on writing. Please feel free to take an idea an run with it, but please let me know so that I can enjoy the full idea without doing the work of having to write it.

A new dawn, a new day. In a now peaceful world, Harry Potter likes to watch the dawns. Battle weary and betrayed, he is finally enjoying life in the Muggle world. However the wizards haven't forgotten the Boy-who-lived and want him back.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

Post-canon, Harry Potter is...The Master of Death. Exactly what that means you'll have to read to find out.

Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.

Who is Saotome Ranma? People think they know, but do they really? Where does he go when they don't see him? What does he do? Who does he talk to? And why does the answer to these questions seem to involve a small restaurant filled with yakuza? R.5/SMXover

My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.

Ranma wakes up with a hangover, and no memory of how he got there. But why does he have a ring on his finger? (you just had to ask for more, didn't you?)

ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]

Rewrite of Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance. Harry gains his independence from Dumbledore and learns about his family as he prepares to fight Voldemort. AU after fifth year. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Lots of Weasley Bashing.

A place for me to put ideas that may or may not make it to full story status. If you can call some of the things I'm working on 'Full Stories', anyway. And one-shots now, too.

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Or why Lee taking Naruto under his wing could potentially be a bad thing for them both.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.