In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.

YAHF Xander dresses as our favorite Professor of Humanity. The consequences are like knocking over the single pebble that starts the avalanche of change not only for the Scoobies, but for the world.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito

and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.

Naruto been sent to a world of swords and magic before returning to his home world leading an army with him. But it isn't an army of the light. Base on the world of Warcraft and other fantasy games. Now is a harem.

Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!

Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.

A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?

Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

One-shot: They think knowledge, power and skill are needed to win a war, but a sly teenager proves them wrong. And why does Harry Potter save the wizarding world?

Some things that happen can lead to different evolutions in a person's history, if they happen in different circumstances or with different people. This is the case of Naruto. Tricked by an ermine. Negima XOver

Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!

Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

Naruto, insane by conventional measurement Sasuke, almost human Sakura, helpless, increasingly psychotic fangirl and Hinata, a puzzle. Watch the story of Naruto, when he wasn't born with morals.

When a goddess offered to grant him his heart's desire, eight-year-old Uzumaki Naruto wished for friends. He got them... starting with a girl named Takamachi Nanoha. Unfortunately, the gods don't quite understand the meaning of the word "restraint".

A different path though the Chunnin exams arc. DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION.

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!