Don't ask me where the title comes from ... I have no idea. Just a little holiday piece that came to me while I searched for a Halloween costume.

Her plan was foolproof really ... BruceBarbara

"I bet the first girl you kissed was fugly. That's why you won't tell me." She crossed her arms against her chest.

Seven teens grow up thinking that they live normal lives. But lately strange things have been happening causing them to confide with each other. What they don't know is that their parents have a secret of their own, one that can endanger them all.

Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash

A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!

Wild and heady and dangerous with an aftertaste of honey…that was magic as Arthur would know it.

Batman/Flash "Now I understand. You play the fool to hide a warriors pain." Orion to Flash. Set a few weeks after the episode 'Flash and Substance'

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

Someone else is waiting for the day he can reveal his magic. Unfortunately, Arthur enjoys Merlin's attempts at lying too much to tell him so. Goes from pre-friendship all the way to definite Merthur. 3rd in series but can stand alone. Arthur's POV.

Post Tower of Babel & Pre-Divided We Fall. Spoilers for both. What if Oracle had managed to capture Batman on tape discussing the events in ToB? Not with her, but with Commissioner Gordon?

A series of not-so-small drabbles chronicling the moments in between the scenes in BB & TDK. Gordon-centric & mainly his perspective. Will have roughly 25 total. No pairings.

The Justice League share some time with Commissioner Gordon after Batman is injured. No pairings.

Gordon doesn't know what Batman does during the day. Doesn't know where he lives or what kind of car he drives. Doesn't know if he has a family or a house full of cats. Gordon doesn't know who Batman is. Except when he's making excuses to himself.

He'd heard the horror stories: the guys who'd met the shotgun before they'd met the father, dates that'd been interrupted by random police stops, even being challenged to a karate match first. Connor only wished he had it that easy. ConxTim, more.

The man's really an angel in disguise. Or some sort of god. Or both. In other words, the tale of how Wally totally failed at getting Bruce's permission to date Dick. Sequel to Batsnipers, Power Grids, and Kryptonite Machetes. Side of Conner/Tim.

Aqualad decides it's about time to tell their teammates about their relationship. Their reactions aren't quite what he was expecting. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. AqualadxSuperboy.

Superboy finds that he is missing something. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No solid pairings.

Robin's not too happy with how everyone's been carrying him around. Really, does he *look* like a damsel in distress? Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Wally/Dick slash.

What it says on the tin, boys and girls. All from Batman's POV. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Light Batman/Superman.

Wally's not having a good day. First he & his teammates get captured, then the bad guy tells him he has a thing for redheads, and then he whips out a gun. Great. Non-graphic noncon. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme.

So, Wally's a runner, right? So, he's gotta have fantastic legs and a butt that just *is*, right? Well, someone's gotta notice sooner or later. Wally was hoping for later. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No pairings.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

Her little Robin. That was what she had always called him.

Young Justice is accidentally transported to another dimension in which their mentors have no idea who they are. Things get complicated. Fast. YJ cartoon crossover into a world similar to JL cartoon.