Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.

Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.

Harry Potter does not want to to go to Hogwarts, it's a stuffy place with people that just don't seem to use common sense, but it's his only option now as his guardian works for a manipulative old man. Thankfully there are perks to the position.

Hermione struggles through Hogwarts as the list of secrets she must keep gets longer. Eventually H/Hr. Rape!

Cloneserpents' challenge - what's happening to our Harry in the evil universe? My reply: strange things!

DEAD... BUT PLANNING TO REWRITE IT ONE DAY!

When Sirius James Remus and Semptima all go and get drunk they write up a marriage contract for Harry and Semptima is caught in it as well. First answer to Whitetigerwolf's Whiskey Wedding Challenge

Harry has a bad day, and then has to explain it. To everyone. Just a strange oneshot that I thought of.

Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.

Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.

Mistress of Death, forever immortal, reborn into a new body every time she died, no matter its age, gender, or culture. Safira had leaped through time, dimensions, and timelines, changing history forever. On her fifteenth rebirth, she was reborn into a mother's womb. Book 1 of the Rebirthing Series

Ginny and Hermione are two best friends whose weddings get accidentally placed on the same day at the same place. Neither of them want to change their date, so they become enemies and try to sabotage each other's wedding. Based off of the movie Bride Wars. Ginny/Harry, Hermione/Ron and eventual Hermione/Fred . Rated T for possible language. Remember to R&R!

Sirius Black dies in a dementor attack in Harry's third year. Using this tragedy to propel himself forward, he finds himself thrown into professional Quidditch, the TriWizard Tournament, dating and, most of all, a marriage contract, permanently bonding Harry Potter to Daphne Greengrass.

What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing. HIATUS

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Hermione Granger has always been exceptional. When the war with Voldemort is finally over, it has taken everything from her. Including her ability to die properly, it seems. And now she's in the 1940s, living in an orphanage. What could possibly go wrong? Only time will tell.

Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.

Hermione confesses how she fell in love...rated R for lesbian sex and maybe swearing. I don't own anything of Harry Potter. All belong to J.K.Rowling

It was a stormy day and Luna was having a ball. She was twirling a green necklace while Cho stared blankly at her. "Well this is wonderful, this necklace has Cho under my complete control!", Luna laughed. "Cho, you will do everything I say, you will believe anything I tell you, you will love me, and you will never want to leave me, is that understood?" Luna asked Cho. "Yes".

It was a chilly morning at Hogwarts and Cho Chang sat warming herself by the fire in the Ravenclaw Common Room. "Mmmmmm", Cho sighed as she sank deeper and deeper into the comfy armchair. Cho had been here for hours ever since her friends went off into Hogsmeade. As she started to drift off to sleep she thought to herself, "What would it be like to kiss Luna Lovegood"? As Cho thoug

His life was grey like the ashes of Hogwarts, like the sky above. That was his future: stone and ash. A story of redemption for one of the least deserving. COMPLETE

A week before Harry Potter's 39th birthday, he is found murdered in his home. Follow Head Auror Pansy Parkinson as she takes on the biggest murder case of the century, with the help of some unlikely friends. Eventual Pansy/Hermione and Draco/Ginny. *UPDATED 11/24/14*

After another D.A. meeting Harry and Susan have some fun in the room of requirement. Harry/Susan, Lemon. one-shot.

At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati

At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.