Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Harry changes places with a Harry trapped in a world where there is no Boy Who Lived

Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.

A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

A different reaction to the miserable summer after the Third Task, and Umbridge. One-shot.

After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?

An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.

Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

new summary: Events during the battle at the Department of Mysteries change Harry's life and the way he views magic greatly.

During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.

Chiefly snippets that I've posted to Rorsch's group without permission, catalogued into one story. Well, I call them snippets, they aren't even drabbles really, just fluff...

Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

A story about stories, the people who live in them, and the Holy Grail War, a ritual of combat where Magi vie for dominance. But when the summoned warriors are revealed to be much more contemporary characters than expected, a mystery ten years in the making looms darkly in the background of the conflict and haunts the minds of its participants. *MULTICROSS WITH A METAFICTION BENT*

It's the day Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière has waited for. The day she summons her familiar. However, the noblewoman gets far, far, FAR more than she bargained for.

Sorcery is the forbidden magic, so powerful it can be called a divine miracle. When Shirou and Rin dabble with this forbidden art, they get far more than they bargained for. What are the chances of them surviving the Holy Grail War twice?

Temptation of the flesh and the spirit. That which lies beneath, that which lies beyond. The ruinous powers of Chaos call, and those who hear respond. If, that is, they can manage to find a date to Junior Prom....

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

[Oneshot] 'Finally, I plucked up the courage to ask out Asahina–san, though things didn't exactly turn out according to plan...'