During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?

Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.

Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.

HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.

Childhood teaches us many lessons. Some, more useful than others. Be careful. Be sure, and above all else, blend in. Vastly AU.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast, already in progress... A small snippet from the Key storyline, some time in the future, and post Fall. Small spoilers for Key plot, but more a teaser. AU, non-compliant. Do not take internally.

In which, Harry learns he's not really Harry at all...

The ancient forests are forbidden for a reason, as living magic can be a cruel, unflinching teacher. It can also promise miracles - at a price. Vastly AU, briefly pre-Hogwarts.

Being a good samaritan has a price and Ranma is about to learn that no good deed goes unpunished. But sometimes, that's a good thing? Potential lemony goodness.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.

Sirius Black fell through an unnaturally shaped redstone doorway during the Battle of the Ministry. Now it calls to Harry. A HP/WoT xover.

The tenuous status quo in Nerima is irrevocably shattered when Ranma Saotome accepts a spur of the moment offer from Haruka Tenou. A Ranma/SM crossover.

Nerima isn't the same without Ranma, but will his new troubles make up for his departure? Ranma x Tenjou Tenge

A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

A crossover fic. Ryoga's curse of 'lost' threatens the fabric of the multiverse itself. The USS Voyager is swept up in his wake of chaos. The TSAB steps in to clean up the mess, recruiting Ranma to aid them, but it may already be too late to catch him...

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

Vernon Dursley is a good man.

STORY ABANDONED.Harry Potter is taken from Privet Drive at a young age by an eccentric older relative named Harry Paget Flashman. How will this change in upbringing shape the boy and his world? You do not need to have read the Flashman series to get this.