Edward finally convinces Bella to acknowledge that she does something better than he does. What though? That is the question! Pointless oneshot fluffy fic.

Parody of the song How Far Is Heaven and yes I know I'm going to Hell for this one.

This is my song parody of Baha Men’s Who Let The Dogs Out. I own only my creative lyrics. Please read and review.

Funny list of things you really should not do at Hogwarts

Just a list of how many times Dobby buggered off Harry

Song Parody of Emimen's Without Me. Be gentle with your reviews rap songs are not as easy as some might think.

song parody of the song save a horse, ride a cowboy

HGSS ONESHOT Hermoine and Snape have been having an affair, what happens when Hermione falls deeper than Severus, and can't wait any more. Song Fic to Maroon 5's Through with you. Rated M for a reason!

Snape sends an owl to Alan Rickman. Hermione and Snape get to hear that romantic stories are being written about them by Muggles. Set during GoF.

AN Just an idea I got once. Most of it is fairly rough, and not thought out as well as I would have liked. But the plot is interesting.

Secret affairs are fun, especially when they involve Draco and Hermione. But what will happen when Harry and Ron find out? A one-shot story.

HIATUS evil grin Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Pansy, Theodore, Draco, and Female Blaise are bored and deside to play a little game... Please Go Here- : / / goddessmoonlady . livejournal . com / 2309 . html for a VERY important AN subtract spaces

Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?

HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]

UNDER REVISION. He finds comfort in pain, she wish for him to find it in her. A Soul Connection, love, fear and death turn their lives upsidedown, until they in the end find themselves together in a complete darkness. R&R

I then started to realize that I was staring at him... He was still waiting for an answer... And I couldn't say no... DracoHermione oneshot with an unexpected ending

Tom’s easy to follow 10step guide for becoming a dark lord. The 10 essential steps that a young wizard must follow to become a dark lord.

Draco Malfoy corners Hermione in a hallway one fateful afternoon. He sweet talks her into taking a potion that lets her see everything she's done in the last 24 hours. What will happen when she changes everything about herself?

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

HGSS. Hermione is forced to marry a pureblood wizard can she learn to live with her choice? A response to the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. In process again!

Enter the halls of Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hermione Granger is Head Girl, but why is she dressing so different and acting? Most of all, why is she consorting with that evil Potion's Master? Chapter 7 is up!

That's right...I have to keep this journal, and write in it everyday. Being a Malfoy sucks, ya know?

Hermione and Draco sworn enemies. When Hermione suggests they play the Dare Game, Draco jumps at the chance to humiliate Hermione. But how far are they prepared to go?

Harry and Ginny have done something horrible to Hermione. She keeps to herself reading, until she comes across few anonymous letters that teach her new things in a completely different light. Who are the letters from will they change her life?

Sequel to The Hidden One.