The Lonely Mountain is an old mountain, standing through the passing of time since the before the First Age and she is waking. Never, ever, ever mess with the King of the Lonely Mountain because the Lonely Mountain knows what it feels like to be left brokenhearted and she does not wish that on anyone.

Everyone survived the BOFA. Bilbo destroys the ring. Drogo and Primila live. Bilbo lives 50 years in the Shire all alone in Bag End, missing his love and his family. He's fading now and thinks he doesn't have long. His friends decide to take matters into their own hands. So when Bilbo walks up to Bag End one day, old and leaning on his cane, he finds 13 dwarves waiting for him.

According to Dwarf customs, fourteen years after the death of a loved one, an official mourning ceremony is to take place. The remaining dwarves of the company must now performing this ceremony for Thorin, Fili and Kili. But one of their company is missing. But instead of bringing their beloved burglar to the newly rebuilt Erebor, Balin had other plans.

The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield

Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)

"Long story short, master burglar," Dwalin growled out from his cell, "it's almost as if they raped Thorin in front of us."

Dis should have expected her brother to bother things up to an unnecessary level, but this? This exceeded all of her expectations entirely. Bagginshield, Thilbo, Thorin/Bilbo - post Battle of Five Armies AU

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

On his way back to the Blue Mountains from a meeting in Rivendell, Thorin is ambushed on the forest path. His would-be attacker is not at all what he expected, however - instead a poor and hungry hobbit looking to steal his food. Fortunately for Thorin, this hobbit makes a god damn awful thief.

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

Courting one's Beloved is a difficult process at the best of times, with complex customs to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. Firstly, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit. Mahal has ever laughed upon the Line of Durin.

AU of movieverse. It is many years since tragedy struck the line of Durin when the youngest heir was lost to a pack of orcs. Now Bilbo Baggins, having agreed only to stealing treasure from a dragon, finds himself instead tangled up in a web of tragedy and revenge, and finds that what is lost does not always stay that way.

Castiel is alone and wounded after the events of TSRtS, left to make his own way back from 1978. But the angel's power over time is not as precise as it was, and it is all he can do to cling to the one thread that will keep him from getting lost: Dean Winchester's timeline. He just ends up seeing more of it than he ever expected to, and it affects him in ways he never imagined.

Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP

Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP

Bucky stays on the beach a little longer before disappearing back into the shadows. Steve's even more determined to find him.

Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.

December, 1940. Bodies are disappearing from morgues. A couple lies murdered in the street. To solve the mystery, Batman must seek the help of the most frustrating thief he's ever crossed. But the conspiracy behind it may still be too powerful. Chased on the coldest night of the year, has the Dark Knight found a foe so above the law even he cannot deliver the offender to justice?

Dean, as a demon, and Sam, as the Boy King and mouthpiece of the Lord of Demons, are no longer the same. But there are some things they won't do, and some things they'll do to ensure that the destruction of the world will never happen. Not that they'll have trouble taking over the world- they just don't want to destroy it. And the best way to remember humanity is to have a human

RATE: M PAIR:Dean/Alice Dalice Summary: After a night of bliss with a mystery woman six years ago, Dean soon meets up with her once more only to face more issues than he could chew. Will he kill her or join her?

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

Akatsuki captures Naruto before he ever became a genin. Uchiha Itachi makes a drastic choice to save the Yondaime's Legacy. This exiles them to a new world without the restrictions of their old lives. COMPLETE : AR, slash/yaoi, underage, naruita itanaru

She was his chance at redemption, he'd already failed once before to understand the gift of redemption when it stood before him in the form of his beautiful rookie. He'd lost everything to a man who he owed a life debt but Grant Ward swore she wouldn't be his payment. She was the light in his dark life and he'd turn his back on everything to love her as she deserved.

After Ward picks a side, he finally shatters over everything he's been through.

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.