Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

The fight in Germany with Loki went a bit differently than was officially reported to Fury. What happens when an unknown brunette becomes involved?

Harry Potter awakes after the final battle to discover he's all alone in a world where villains lurk in the Shadows. With nothing else but his survival skills, Harry becomes an assassin in the worlds underground. Reaping fear in the hearts of criminals. Some destiny's have a higher calling, and his may have its purpose.

Every year on 2nd May, Lesley Anderson's boyfriend goes off to a ceremony in Scotland. This year, she is joining him. Note: This story has been rewritten, slightly expanded, and broken into three chapters.

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

Darth Vader descends on the planet of Champala to investigate the recent escape of an important Rebel prisoner. What he discovers changes his life forever. AU which takes place a few months after the rescue of Han Solo in ROTJ. There is no Death Star 2. Now with a new Epilogue!

Emperor Palpatine is dead, and Luke Skywalker is on trial for his assassination. Darth Vader finally realizes his dream of ascending to the Imperial throne, but his son's presence brings back long buried memories of his time in the Light. This is an AU which takes place about a year after Han Solo is rescued from Jabba. There is no Death Star 2.

Up for Adoption, PM me if you want it. Xander saves someone from Druscilla in Chicago and is left trying to help him heal. Will he trust Xander or try to kill him? Why did she think they'd make such good brothers? Xover XFiles

Eric Kirby was never rescued from Isla Sorna. Instead he is trapped on an island where all the dinosaurs are out to kill him. Years later a man named Owen Grady came to Isla Sorna to study raptors what he got was something unexpected.

8th in the Vader's Cat series. Vader discovered that the cat had an intense fear of grass...

7th in the Vader's Cat series. It seemed impossible to him that the tiny kitten which had once fit so comfortably in the palm of his hand could have become a large, fat adult feline capable of intimidating full grown Imperial officers.

6th in the Vader and Cat series. Cat helps Vader make an unexpected discovery.

5th in the Vader and Cat series. Vader discovers just how pervasive cat hair can be.

4th in the Vader and Cat series. Vader supposed he should have realized the cat would find its way into his TIE fighter...

Vader finds out just how much of a problem pet ownership can be when ObiWan arrives on the Death Star. Third in the Vader and Cat series.

Sequel to Cracking The Armor, in which Vader and his cat convince Tarkin that he's seeing things, Tagge's caf gets a licking and Motti chokes.

Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.

Continuing where I left off in the Vader's Cat series.

Robert Muldoon was lucky to survive the incident on Isla Nublar. Four years later, haunted by nightmares, he's drawn back to Costa Rica and to Site B. A reworking of The Lost World, asking what would have happened if Ian Malcolm had died in the incident on Isla Nublar, and Robert Muldoon had survived, as in the book.

Afterwards, Claire just about declared it illegal for him to take a sick day ever again. Or, where Owen gets sick in the rain and the girls get lonely when their alpha doesn't come in for the day.

Here is the dumping ground for all of those scenes I would have loved to put in Of Astronomers and Astronauts, but couldn't because they messed with the flow of the story. There will be humor and angst and everything in between.

After Isla Sorna, Eric's life was never the same. He changes his name and disappears after deciding that he's had enough of being the famous Eric Kirby... And he becomes Owen Grady instead. Or: where Eric Kirby decides to get away from his dinosaur filled past, and semi-accidentally ends up the alpha of a velociraptor pack instead. Because he was always an astronaut.

Alan Grant famous paleontologist and dinosaur expert was the best in the field. That was five years ago and then all that changed when a crate somehow fell off a passing truck onto the dig site. Now five years later Grant has turned from paleontologist to animal wrangler? Oh boy what has the world come to.

Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?

No one wants to get The Talk from their mother, least of all Kiba. But when Iruka tells Kiba's mother that Kiba had been showing some aggression towards his classmates, Tsume knows it is time for The Talk with her son. One-shot Kiba and female Naruto.