Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.

Em’s POV. Em and Jazz are given their first babysitting job alone. Yup and they totally mess it up! What are they going to do and how is Bella going to react? More importantly, where IS Nessie anyway? R&R PLEASE!

Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.

Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.

What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!

What would happen if Alice and Bella were swapped? If Alice came to Forks instead of Bella? Read and find out!

Aro lusts only for power. Meeting the talented siblings Alice and Edward Cullen gives Aro a new idea for ultimate power- virtual omniscience. Now all he has to do is convince them to serve him and thats where kidnapping Bella Swan comes in.

When Bella and Alice are on their way to stop Edward on his suicide mission, Alice suddenly receives a vision of the Volturi changing their plans. Having erased all of Edward's memory, Bella gets locked up with a very thirsty predator. NewMoon B/E

This is what happens when you let the Cullens play board games. "Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." --Edward. See? Nothing good can come of this. Slightly OOC, after BD. hope you like it!

What happens when a human Bella is rushed into a Cullen Christmas? Alice has gone overboard again. What will happen? This is no ordinary Christmas! ----please read, I truly suck at summaries :D it's not really that dramatic, only genre close!

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

This is the Squeal to 'Christmas with the Cullens.' and, if you don't/haven't read it, you won't understand half of the story. Anyways, Please enjoy! All regular parings. Breaking Dawn never happened... After Eclipse. and no, this isn't my version of BD.

Isabella and Alice Swan becom Bella and Alice Cullen when they are adopted by the cullens when there father dies. But, why did the Cullens adopt them? and what happens when they find out the Cullens' secret? Will Edward be able to stand living with Bella?

What happens when Bella gets the chicken pox? Bella hates staying in bed and gets rebellious, and what makes the Cullens so miserable? It will happen when they least expect it! BXE EXR EXC AXJ set before Breaking dawn, but post Eclipse! HAPPY READING! :D

Poor Bella gets a cold, and of course, EVERYONE overreacts. This is a oneshot, my feable attempt at humor, and an abuse of pretty much every Twilight stereotype! Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"

In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!

What would happen if Jasper succeed in getting to Bella when she cut her finger at her birthday party? Set at the start of New Moon. What happens when Victoria comes for revenge? But this time Bella is a vampire. R&R

A minor squabble one day leads to an interesting question- Just who is the oldest of the Cullen boys? Oneshot. Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle

17 year old Bella lives her life as a slave girl in the 1800's. She is sold to a very whealthy family. What will Master Edward have to say about this new slave girl? What kind of trouble will Bella get into as a slave? Will she live through it?

Bella has an accident making her mentally about two years old. The Cullens are left to deal with a toddler Bella and some embarrassing moments ensue. R/R Rated T for safety, but I think it's probably more of a K .

The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Bella becomes sick with a disease that makes her like a vampire. Will Edward save her by making her one? Last chapter. Thanks for reading everyone :

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.