Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

Animatrix: Detective Story -- What would have happened if Mr. Ash had managed to make it through the Looking Glass? CHAPTER NINE POSTED -- COMPLETE!

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

Aang/Azula - The Avatar giving the deposed princess a bit of therapy, simple as that. Well, it would be, if his friends would just stay out of the way for one night...

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Spoilers. A Kabuto short. The nature of a tool is not to question, but Kabuto's been a lot of different things anyway.

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

Sesshoumaru's mother has a plan for teenage Inuyasha. Warnings for adult content, consensual underage relationship, manipulation. Inuyasha x Sesshoumaru's Mother. ONESHOT.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.

On Aang, the Fire Nation's royal family, the Air Nomads and the unending cycles of history.

Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.

Daniel Jackson - night-time ninja...

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

“Wow.” Kari said finally, turning back to Davis. “When Ken said your room was worse than Tai’s, I didn’t believe him.” Challenge fic.

Lois Lane and Steve Trevor are protected by something more powerful than either Superman or Wonder Woman.

NOW FINISHED. The Joker intrudes upon the lives of the Batclan in a very personal way.