During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer.

Old habits just never die, do they? [For 100moods.] [Drabble.]

In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.

Celeborn realizes that the romance has gone out of his marriage to Galadriel, which results in some very OOC attempts to regain her love. FINAL CHAPTER UP!!

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

A long day of training is tiring, but it's not the only thing that gets you sweaty! [NaruTen] [Lemon] [SQUEE!]

This is kind of sad, but I worked hard on it. It attemtps to show humanity in the cold future offered by the Crystal Tokyo arc. This is VERY different than most Future fics...

Revised and Complete. Crystal Tokyo and philosophy were not meant to mix.

The White City, Crystal Tokyo, is a city free of crime and disease. Free of famine and poverty. And to its inhabitants, free of life. The road to Crystal Tokyo is paved in good intentions.

Even in Crystal Tokyo, violence and rage endure. But are crimes of passion sins, or the very fire that makes us human?

Usagi discovers the true nature of the silver crystal and her powers. She decides she no longer wants to be responsible for the safety of the world, and that no one should force their rule on a planet, moon princess or not. Unsupportive scouts and Mamoru.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Sillyfic. Subsequent to a successful mission gone suddenly awry, the former Rookie teams find themselves taking turns looking after a three year old Hinata! Expect moments of pure fluff, mischief making, and Hiashi trying to prove he can be a decent daddy

Alternate 'Bell Test' scene. Kakashi sensei is always talking about 'Underneath the Underneath'... so what if Naruto actually used his head? Not a child prodigy, more like using common sense.

Remember that time you got stuck in a tree, almost starved to death, were driven half mad by the constant bickering of fan girls and couldn't see a way out in which you actually got to keep your pants on? No? Well, Sasuke does. [Total EMO CRACK! Woot!]

Ever wonder what happened to all the extra chakra energy Aang lost when Azula struck him down? A budding conman and his friends might have the answers. Too bad the fire nation is also asking. Takes place prior to season three.

When an unknown force strikes the village of Konoha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.

Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Ron finds his true love, much to the amusement of the rest of the school. Ron lovers, be warned!

[AU] What if Orochimaru missed? Instead of Sasuke, Naruto was the one that recieved the Cursed Seal. The consequences of this one action stands to change the fate of Naruto, as his life makes a drastic change. Warning : Not for AntiSasuke fans. Seriously.

Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?

Cat—Tale 50: A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

Cat—Tale 48: amuse bouche Fr. 1. to amuse the mouth, 2. a small bite before the meal begins.