A DARK HUMOR STORY! A drug addict ends up in the body of a Harry Potter character, just before the first day at Hogwarts. Blood, guts, comedy, and amoral behavior. Gets darker and more amoral as the story goes on. Really, really dark...

Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.

Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.

Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.

It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.

While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.

Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)

Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Harry meets the most dangerous person he could ever meet. He meets a squib who reads and this squib helps Harry get over Cedric's death and gives him a trunk full of information that he's collected over sixty years. Voldy better look out, for the Bounty has been placed on his butt and their out to collect. was going to be 5 chapters but more now.

There once was a boy who was friends with the Grimm Reaper. But Harry Potter is no longer a boy; he evolved, through space and time, into something new, wild and dangerous. Getting tangled up in the secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D., it is only a matter of time before Harry is noticed. Noticed not only by the Avengers, but by beings far more powerful, and deadly. T for violence and swearing.

After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!

Life, like the sands of the desert, are so quickly changing that it is hard to keep grounded. When his life changed without warning, he didn't fight or give in, he took the change and made himself stronger than ever. A chanced meeting changed everything for both of them, a letter surrounded by his desire to learn and a will that never saw light; will change the very sands of fate.

For A New Order To Begin, Eternity Must First End. Endless Schemes, Plots Which Have Unraveled Since The Dawn Of Time, Supreme Power, Enemies With The Might To Crush Eternity. The Only Hope For The World, Is For All To Bow To Supreme Darkness. Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, Shall Become, He Who Rules Over Darkness Itself.

An accident during Harry's fight with the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets leads to a whole new life that he could never have expected. Now armed with a new power and inclined to make more friends of the female nature. Harry Potter is going to take the Wizarding World by storm as the first of a new kind of Magical. No Yaoi. No Slash. HarryxHarem. Creature!Harry.

The story of Harry Potter retold. Some people have been sorted differently and it has very interesting results. Because dividing children into groups based on characters traits that don't even begin to cover the diversity of their personality by an old, singing hat makes you doubt the Founders intelligence. And because that's what I would have done, had I been that hat.

After the final Battle Harriet passes out due to her multiple injuries. The Valar takes Harriet from the wizarding world, never to be seen again. Harriet no longer truly remembers her past life. She now has a new life in Middle Earth. However no elfling has been reported and celebrated in a very long time. young elfling harry.

"You know I'd never refuse you, Grey. Never refuse this people or this world, but… I'm tired. I just – I just, bloody hell, Grey… I'll do it, fine, fine." he rubbed his face. Turned immortal and so very tired, Harry's saving-people thing kicks in once again and he turns middle-earth upsidedown, perhaps this might be an even greater adventure than ever before.

This is the start of Harry Potter's journey from boy to king. In the first book, Harry is sent into a foreign land, and must play a key part in a different adventure.

Harry since he had first been placed with the Dursley's had lived a miserable life with no chance of happiness. Something that Magic herself will not stand for any longer; especially once she finds out the plans a certain headmaster has for her chosen. Plans that Magic has no designs herself to allow to happen. To do this Magic decides to send her choice child to a new world...

The Gods and Goddesses sometimes get tired of the monotonous of what their godhood is often like. Sometimes, if only to spice things up a little, they take up a human mortal life. A small reminder to themselves of just what life is, just what it could mean. What happens when a certain goddess decides to do this? What if another god has the same idea...full summary inside.

Harry after a particularly bad beating from his so called family, and after finding out some rather horrifying news, wishes with all his heart to be somewhere else; to be anywhere else but where he is. His magic sensing his desperation grants his wish...

Harry has been badly abused by his so called family, he has been since he was placed there. At the young age of five Harry decides enough is enough as he locks all of his emotions away and throws himself into anything he can set his hands onto; including the books on magic he found among his mother's things he found in the attic...full summary inside.

a wrong boy who lived story with the full summary inside

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.