Even Dark Lords of the Sith cannot always find the information they seek.

ESB parody. After the big reveal, Vader tries to have a father-son conversation with Luke...which doesn't turn out so well.

Every time a Jedi fights, he/she throws off their robe. Have you ever thought about how many robes a Jedi needs every week? And where do the Jedi get their robes?

There is a major downside to Dr. Morgan's curse, and waking up in a random body of water isn't even the half of it.

The first unofficial rule in the NYPD is: Do not invoke the potential wrath of the Riverman.

In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.

YAHF. Xander dresses as a Highlander Immortal for Halloween.

Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)

The cycle has happened many times before even the Protheans, one of those cycles spelling the end of the elemental nations and the usage of chakra, which was deemed too great a threat to the cycle for the Reapers to let survive. However, even the best attempts at genocide can fail and now on Eden Prime a man with a grudge awakens from a very long nap...

When a new species is accepted into the Galactic Community certain traditions are performed. Their art and culture becomes the interest of everyone and the STG finds out every dirty little secret they have. The Citadel Council learns that some secrets are better left buried. Mass Effect, SCP, and Cabin in the Woods Crossover

To the rest of the Galaxy, they were ruthless, cold and the ultimate warriors. Though in reality, they were scientists and poets who shared a love for fighting. Now they needed to escape this galaxy, and find another place they could call home. Expect the unexpected, and a whole new look out.

It seems like the past will always find ways to come back and haunt you, at least when you are immortal…. and you find yourself working with a team of brilliant scientists.

Selene had lived through the centuries and met more than one historical figure, but without knowing it she just stumbled across another one. Perhaps one that will prove to be more important than all of those who had come before.

The Event shattered the empires of the Origin system, the Tenno evolving from a remnant clinging to survival to an enormous army as the Corpus discover a relic buried on Charon that unlocks an entire galaxy for them to exploit. In the midst of this chaos one Tenno clan and their unlikely allies fight to end the Corpus threat once and for all. WARNING: Graphic violence throughout.

A clan of Tenno whose numbers have never been great, are now close to eradication. Turning to the Void to gather what Orokin artifacts they can to at least bolster their strength, soon find that sometimes fate works in strange ways. Separated and scattered across a seemingly foreign galaxy must find a way to regroup with one another and do what they set out to do. Survive.

What happens if you Banish a Liset right before going through a Solar Rail? Why, it'll send them across space and into somewhere it definitely shouldn't be, as a young Mirage wearing Tenno discovers. Stuck in dock next to the one and only Normandy SR-1, Tessa's stuck in a First Contact situation only a Shepard could defuse. (ME1, FemShep, shit's gonna get crazy...)

The Solar Rails lead to new, unknown worlds, with new, unknown fates... Humanity has entered the Mass Effect universe in a completely different way Warframe/Mass Effect Crossover

We left Earth in the hopes of finding a new home. Now we come back and are shocked at what we find.

It is 3805AD. The Systems Alliance has formed after leaving the Earth and Inner Sphere behind. How will this branch of humanity interact with the other galactic powers, and what happens when they find disturbing information left by an ancient race that suddenly and mysteriously disappeared? Heavily AU, with heavy Battletech influence. Rating now M for language.

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

A series of meetings and conversations that didn't happen, but should have. Their first meeting went like this: "Hey kid, I like your stuff. Do you want a job at Stark Industries?" "Thanks, but no thanks." -slight spoilers for AoU-

Garrus always claimed that he left C-Sec because of all the bureaucracy and red-tape. But what's the actual story? ME1, One-shot.

Hermione Granger goes back in time to stop the greatest Dark Lord the world has ever seen. Time-travel story with a twist.

An alternate look at Miranda's reaction to Shepard and the Illusive Man's conversation at the Collector Base. One-shot.

A collection of in-universe reports regarding technical details for the story: Someone has heard them scream and sequels.