When Leroy fails to make their reserved lunch date, Harry decides to visit him at his office, but fails to consider his ability to attract trouble wherever he goes. This time trouble takes the form of an undesired proposition. LG/HP. Fluff! Oneshot. Warnings: Light Slash, Age gap relationship.

Among the ashes of the old world, the Brotherhood of Steel rose up. After finally uniting Post-war America by destroying the NCR and Annexing Vegas, They set about uniting the world and looking to the stars. Being cautious after the finding the Prothean ruins on Mars they prepared for war, because war, war never changes. Rated M for blood and gore. (Timeline updated again)

A little something I wrote as an amusement. Basically a list of things Shepard is forbidden to do by her own crew.

A council ship on a routine survey mission comes across a derelict vessel of unknown origin. Upon boarding, they find a single body, curiously asari-like, with its chest burst open as if from the inside. When the ship's owners arrive, first contact has to be made under the worst possible circumstances. (Rated T for violence and some horror)

A turian scout force sets out to patrol empty starsystems. A human exploration fleet makes ready to approach a dormant mass relay. Soon their paths will cross and if they fail to make peaceful contact, the consequences will be deadly. Rated T for violence

He's slept for thousands of years. Now, after being sealed by those he protected, he's out to take what is rightfully his. The world. Shouldn't be too difficult with Ra's al Ghul and the League of Shadows supporting him. Plus, Talia sure isn't bad looking... Naruto/Harem. Dark! Naruto. Evil! Naruto. Strong! Naruto. Lemons later on. REWRITE IN PROGRESS

N-7 the Apex of the Alliance Special Forces, they are the Elite of the Elite. Trained in harsh environments under harsher conditions for one simple goal...perfection. The training and expectations are so insane that even attaining N-1 is an achievement worthy of respect. "Just one question. Whats the 'N' stand for?" {NOT abandoned} Working on the rewrite.

The Robotech wars are over. The survivors of Humanity and the Zentraedi are now alone in the universe, and so, come together, becoming something new, becoming Terrans. Now this race will find itself thrust into the galactic scene, as the Citadel Races and those beyond test these young upstarts, and in the shadows, old things begin to move.

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

After killing Voldemort and dying himself, Harry learns that being the master of death is more than a frivolous title and that he is now the god of death. One day he goes to the world of shinobi, where he is know as Jashin. He decides to be reborn in this world and ends up as none other than Umino Iruka. Rated T for the moment, might change. Being rewritten and re-uploaded

Cursed with an undesirable job which involves constant death and rebirth, MoD Harry(Hari) has lost count of the number of worlds he finds himself in. Dumped once more in Konohagakure's orphanage, the blonde in the next room just won't leave him alone. With a loyal shadow by his side, how far can the future Yondaime go? The elemental nations are in for a massive change.

Sephiroth had been waiting for an equal his whole life, but he had certainly not been expecting this bizarre man who is against Shinra but not really, and whose secrets are seriously pissing him off. Maybe it's time for a change of scenery. CxS

Ginny Weasley Is In Need Of A Restroom And Comes Across One With A Gloryhole In It. Warning Contains- Scat, Futa, Bisexual, Oral, Anal, Magical Weight And Muscle Gain and Pee.

Gabrielle Goes Thru A Transformation With Her Mother And Big Sisters Help. Warning Contains- Futa, Pregnant Belly, Lesbians, Incest And Milk.

Cho Chang has a nasty surprise in store for Harry after he leaves her. After she has him, what will she do with him? And when will she let him go? M rating is WELL earned. Cho/Harry/multi/slash/futa

Aerith miscalculated and Cloud was sent further back in time. He didn't expect to be his best friend's aunt of all people, though. fem!AC!Cloud. Time travel. Pinch of crack humor. Surprise pairing at the end.

A collection of stories that picks up right after the epilogue of Sinnatious' The Fifth Act. It will focus more on the interaction of Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Genesis, Angeal and Kunsel also his 'nephew'. This is Gen, at least for now ;P

During their long trek through the jungle, Cloud decides to ask Yuffie the question that's been on everyone's mind.

When Shinra is attacked by an unknown enemy, Private Cloud Strife gets roped into acting as an ambassador for the Company. Or, the story of how Cloud Strife is actually a Viking.

Saving the world, that was always the plan. Getting sent back in time to fix the past was just a means to an end. Falling for the great Silver General? So not part of the plan. Due to the use of a Teleportation and a Time magic materia Cloud is thrown back into his cadet days, but he's not a cadet this time. How will the adult Cloud handle being back in his cadet days? Post ACC

An infantryman eats his daily lunch outside in the cold, and after a time a SOLDIER joins him. This involves a lot of hot chocolate.

Cloud works as a mechanic in the big city of Midgar, and after getting in a motorcycle accident real life hits hard. Between paying off hospital bills on top of the usual ones and finding a new roommate to help pay the rent he has no patience for the rich, often unbearable people of the city, and that includes Highwind Auto's newest customer, Genesis Rhapsodos.

One-Shot. The birth of the Eighth Endless, the being formally known as Harry James Potter.

Sephiroth was the General of SOLDIER, commander of the most elite fighting force on the Planet. He was not someone to be rendered tongue-tied and flustered by the smile of one pretty-faced, under-the-plate rockstar. Except that apparently he was.

Cloud is the sole survivor of an infantry patrol gone terribly awry, and unfortunately for him, the Army is looking for a scapegoat. No one was prepared for a SOLDIER to crash the court-martial.