Like Cake but better because it's wetter! Hijinks at the rec pool; the Quileutes v. the Cullens in a game of water volley while E & B get wet. Post Eclipse, ExB, slightly OOC in an mmm mmm good kind of way! For ninapolitan's I'm a Cock/Twat Tease contest

For Ninapolitan's Cocktease contest. Bella's tired of the PG-rated status of her relationship with Edward, but does she have the courage to kick it up a notch on a boring night during a game of Go Fish?

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

Unable to sleep Obi-Wan travels the Temple floors nightly.Without realizing it he has become famous to the upper Jedi. The Sleepless One. And finally it has caught the attention of the Council. And something must be done. PrePM.

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

A hands-on, shirts-off experience in which Dawn begins to learn about the power of the right person’s touch. Companion to The Key To Marauding.

He's not beautiful. Shilo-centric, some one-sided Gr/Shilo, Repo! The Genetic Opera

They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.

Rotti Largo gets tired of being stuck in the office and decides to take his three children camping in an attempt to form relationships with them again.

REPO: The Genetic Opera. When Graverobber has a plan, Shilo is his only chance. In this world of blood, zydrate, and lies, can humanity shine through? GraverobberxShilo. Rated M for future chapters. I own nor have anything to do with the world of Repo

Who the hell sleeps in a graveyard anyways?

Shilo asks Grave Robber for something. S/Gr fluffy one-shot.

Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.

It's exactly how it sounds.

Things heat up when Edward and Bella are on the run.

Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.

Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Edward is a Technology Science teacher at a small high school in Texas. Bella Swan is a new student who is hot for teacher. Can they hold out until graduation? Originally written for Ninapolitan's "I'm a tease" Twilight story Contest.

A century later, Bella returns to say one last goodbye. Inspired by the song by Linkin Park.

Bella is pregnant. She thinks its better for Edward if she just disappears! But what happens three years later when she brings her daughter back to Forks?

1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

What happens when our favourite vampires attend classes at Hogwarts? Bella in a potions class is bound to be a hilarious disaster, expecially when her partner is none other than Neville Longbottom! Series of one-shots, Twilight/Harry Potter Cross-over.

A crack!fic crossover. Twilight and Harry Potter mix, with disastrous and hopefully hilarious homosexual results. Enjoy.