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Road of Innocence by LadyVisionary reviews
She's a warrior. The Slayer. But underneath it all, she's just a girl. Can Buffy, lost in another dimension, manage to leave her past behind her and for the first time, allow herself to live?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 186,482 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Buffy S., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Homebound by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella is a quiet shy girl that everyone overlooks, that is until the cullens come to forks. Will everything change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Keep It On Coming! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Sequel to "Come Whatever May" Edward and Bella just want to focus on being together, but Jessica Stanely, seeking revenge for Bella's bout of teenage rebellion, just won't let it go, and vows a little revenge of her own. Who will win the war?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Playground Protector by HolliiiCruiser reviews
“You’re my very bestest friend, Edward, but you still can’t tell me what to do. Yes, I am going to jump! Yes, I am!” 8 year old's Edward and Bella have a recess arguement about Bella jumping off of a swing. Very short, sweet, and cute! AU.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Art of Music by Allana2112 reviews
Bella is a little jealouse of all of Edward's talents. She think she isn't good at anything. But with Edward's help she finds that she has more talent then she gave herself created for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quotes by Jamillia reviews
I figure I'd do some humor on the Breaking Dawn Quotes now that we've all read the series. A few jokes sounds just right to me... though, a few of them might be close.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Is Aro Gay or European? by Bubblewrap is my life reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a fight and the others chip in! PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Daydream by DarkSilverHawk reviews
Bella was starting to get a bit boring... Maybe Charlie would provide a bit of a thrill? Edward's POV. ExC. Crack fic. Set shortly after Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Waning Moon by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Another story of what would happen if Bella was changed while Edward was gone in New Moon and her life after that. Takes place when Bella wakes up from her transformation. Please R&R! First fanfic. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete