Bilbo plants the acorn the day after he returns to Bag End. [Post Battle of the Five Armies, spoilers if you haven't read the book. (But if you haven't seen the movie, the acorn isn't going to make much sense.)]

Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

A bunch of one-liners dictating how the quest might have turned out had the movie been more realistic...

Third in the series for "Ridiculous ways the Dwarves (and company) should not have survived."

Or, "Silly ways the Dwarves should have died in Lord of the Rings."

The peace of Bilbo Baggin's quiet retirement is shattered when a grown-up Kíli turns up on his doorstep along with his nephew and two children, with a rather big favour to ask of him. Set some years after the events of the Hobbit. No slash. PART 2: The adventures of certain mischievous dwarflings and a hobbit in Erebor.

Ever wandered how to correctly cook dwarf? Or what is the best recipe for Hobbit jelly? Well, you can learn all these thing and more on Bert's Cooking Show! Starring Bert the Troll! Don't forget to suggest what should be cooked next, or asked questions in the reviews!

Bilbo was just playing with his cousins when three wolves attacked. But who knew that Bilbo would make two friendships that day that would last a life time.

At the end of the Battle of Five Armies Thorin Oakenshield lies on the battlefield with only his thought to keep him company.

The night before the big battle Kili and Bofur sit around laughing. How can they be happy under these circumstances? A short one shot, movie verse. Kili, Bofur, Bilbo, Fili.

Harry's loneliness finally get's on Fawkes' nerves, so what is she to do but take her favorite Phoenix animagus to Middle Earth to find happiness from Legolas? One-Shot

I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers

As the White Council deliberates the Sixth Istari arrives bringing solemn news meaning Gandalf cannot re-join the Company. Instead the red wizard does. No pairings yet

Bilbo is a retired soldier. He spent 30 years of his life fighting in wars across Middle Earth before retiring to a quiet life in Hobbiton until the peace and quiet drives him insane and he reenlists. However, Bilbo never does reenlist, due to unforeseen circumstances (because really, what else do you call a thing that sends you back to the end of the Third Age for an adventure?)

Alanta is a Druid of Azeroth, one of the Guardians tasked with the protection of her war torn world. When tragedy strikes her small family, her mage sister and fellow guardian Athene, in her grief, accidentally sends her to another world. Stuck without a way back, she devotes herself to aiding the peoples of Middle Earth. (ON HIATUS: TIME UNDETERMINED Sincerest apologies)

What happened to Thorin while he was lost in the Shire on his way to Bilbo's house. Inspired by his quote of getting lost twice from the movie.

There were times, Bilbo Baggins thought as he opened his eyes and looked at the familiar ceiling of Bag End, where waking up like that was starting to get old. Very old. And annoying as hell, if he wanted to be honest and not proper. Or: the fic where Bilbo keeps reliving the journey to Erebor, and isn't exactly happy about it, or with some of Thorin's decisions in the last Loop.

As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn't help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough? He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield's offer of marriage.

A few years after the Battle, Balin comes for a visit. A Coda to The Hobbit.

One evening as Bilbo is looking forward to a companionable visit to the Green Dragon, a too-young, badly wounded Big Folk girl appears out of thin air. Ten years later, when Gandalf shows up at Bag End looking for a burglar things don't turn out as he expected. Based mostly on the movies with a great deal "borrowed" from Araceil's fabulous fanfic Fate be Changed.

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

Lancer wants his class to analyze Phantom. Danny is not amused.

None of the dwarves understand why bouquets of flowers adorn these tombs in the catacombs of Erebor. But then, none of them ever really understood Bilbo Baggins, either.

Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)