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Cinema Soir by AnimeGuera reviews
Post Twilight: A small insight into Bella and Edward's summer experience. It started as a simple date, dinner and movie. It just so happens the movie Bella decided on included vampires. What a coincidence... E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Didn't You Expect Me To Peek? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Edward talk about his fears for the honeymoon a couple of days before the wedding, and Edward lets something slip that Alice shouldn't have found out. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Kicking it the Classy Way: TW&WTOTC VOL II! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
A brand new batch of one-shots guaranteed to shock and awe... But mostly, they'll just make you question my own/your sanity. Chapter Five: Intelligent Movie-goers. Edward and Bella try to decide what movie to go see. Short and Sweet-ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
Grease Is The Word! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Forks Community Theater Club is putting on Grease! And once again, Edward messes up everything by trying to do the right thing. Can he fix it? READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Come Whatever May by HolliiiCruiser reviews
When Bella Swan moves to Forks, she's less than enthusiastic. But will one night of uncensored teenage fun, along with some help from the enigmatic and utterly gorgeous Edward Cullen help changer her mind? Click the title, I know you want to! Eventual EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Adopting a Wizard by nope7777 reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Making Pies by XsilverXdoeX reviews
Mrs. Lovett chattering on while making some pies. One-shot. R&R. First try at a Sweeney fic.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Godspeed Thou Sullen Inspector by La Javert reviews
A rewrite of the Christmas carol God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen with the lyrics changed to tell the story of Inspector Javert. Wrote this when I was fifteen, c. 1996...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Javert - Complete
Javert the Crazed Inspector by La Javert reviews
All of the other wardens used to laugh and call him names . . . but he didn't let THAT stop him! A Christmas carol about Javert. Wrote this when I was fifteen, c. 1996...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Javert - Complete
Jean Valjean by Matrix-Twin1 reviews
An intensly gibbled song fic to the tune of "Jingle Bells"...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004
Grantiare's Drinking Song by Goom reviews
I was bored so I wrote a song that a drunk Grantiare may sing. Be amused or scared.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005
1832 by TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen reviews
I had a lot of sugar tonight. This is a parady of a Bowling for Soup song, 1985.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
I Dreamed A Dream by Potato-Princess reviews
A song for all you rabid Javert fans. To the tune of I Dreamed a Dream. If you enjoy this song, I worry. People like me scare me. Ok, so i suck at summaries. Just read it, alright? ^_^
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003
One Pant More by TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen reviews
My insane parady of "One Day More". I suptisuted the word "Pant" for various words in the actual song. Rated for suggestive material.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2004
Les Mis Song Parody Time! by Risita reviews
It's been done with other musicals, so now see your favorite Les Mis songs go from serious to ridiculous! Song 4 is up: 'At the End of the Day' becomes 'At 4:30 PM', making fun of little old ladies. Have fun!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006
Retitled Songs from Les Miserables by meganphntmgrl reviews
You've seen the Phantom and Jekyll and Hyde versions- now, see the Mizzie edition! REVISED: Now includes Drink With Me and a better Heart Full of Love.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
I am the very model of a fan by SarahMc reviews
Sarah attempts filk! Run! A sort-of comment on Les Mis fandom to the tune of a certain unpronouncable song by Gilbert and Sullivan
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002
We Wish You a Merry New Regime by Matrix-Twin1 reviews
Another Mizzy carol...for those of you tired of the same Mizzless Carols every year :D
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Bahorel, Grantaire - Complete
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