Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.

One-shot. What happens when Captain Rex is ordered to execute Order 66?

Previously called Jedi Playing Games and stuck in the Clone Wars category. Completely revamped- a bunch of funny (I hope so, at least) drabbles. Updated whenever I feel like it. Chapter 3: Why did Yoda start speaking like that?

Originally just one fanfic- now several! Characters question the twists in the Star Wars saga (eg Padme about her death, Luke and Leia about their kiss in ESB). Complete, but kind of sort of up for adoption. Read inside.

This is a poem about the lightsaber which Obi-Wan gives to Luke in A New Hope and Anakin uses to slaughter the younglings in Revenge of the Sith (isn't it a bit ironic?). Because inanimate objects deserve glory too.

This is where those odd little ideas I wake up with are going to be put. If anyone wants to use something they find in here as part of something bigger, just ask and give me credit. There will be offensive material in here, you have been warned.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

One year after the end of the Kaiju War, Raleigh Becket and Mako Mori are prepared to start a life together away from the Breach and the Jaeger Program. But when a mysterious egg is discovered on an island in the Pacific, the two shall be drawn back in as a new threat is unleashed upon the world.

The repercussions of their actions.

The Breach is closed, and the toils of the PPDC had come to and end. However, as mass paranoia and fear of another attack are present, our heroes are not allowed to rest yet. (Yes, Raleigh x Mako)

When the Exile left for the Unknown Regions, her ship is nearly destroyed as she left the galaxy. However, as luck would have it, there is more than one galaxy in this universe, and the Normandy is about to obtain a very special crewmember...

AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?

When Princess Leia is taken hostage by the cunning Prince Xizor, Luke attempts to free her using a slightly different tactic... SOTE

Moff Jerjerrod thinks he's got it all. Luke knows better. So does Darth Vader. Oneshot. You won't see this in the deleted scenes.

Luke says farewell to some special friends.

To Leia, it had always been beautiful. A symbol of the family she had never known. And never would. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, however, and Leia discovers that 'family' might be closer than she ever imagined.

Almost a century and a half after the mutant "cure" was destroyed, two interstellar civilizations come into contact with space-faring aliens for the first time. Looking for Beta.

He's been tracking her for years and he's finally got her in his sights, but bringing her family was one of 2 mistakes made here today. The other was to overlook the other Skywalker twin and what he's been doing while you look for his sister.

Darth Vader collapses on the bridge of the Executor as visions through the force overwhelm him. He realises his son has been killed and Palpatine is responsible for ordering this. Acknowledgements to Timothy Zahn for the original plot bunny.

The final moments of the Padawan who saves Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith.

(Big Four) First Year, The Hogwarts Express - 'To say that Rapunzel Corona was simultaneously excited and terrified of traveling to Hogwarts would have been the understatement of the year. She crossed off the days on the calendar with an almost religious obsession.'

A Coruscanti merchant receives an unexpected visitor- or two. Vignette.

One day two boys with ice at their fingertips meet. They decide to seal their newfound friendship with ice cream. Inspired by image by JUSTM3H over on Tumblr.