Gardner finds the score of a lifetime on the Citadel: a live chicken! But when he returns to the Normandy, he discovers that it may be more trouble than it was worth. Crack one-shot, rated T for one word.

Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.

When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.

Commander Shepard wakes from a dream about a specific asari scientist and seeks Liara's comfort. Warning: this is a collaboration between Rae D. Magdon and Sy Itha, so you can expect it to be smutty and filled with the usual spanking, name-calling, strap-on use, oral, and has relatively no plot. Enjoy!

The Reapers and the Cerberus have been defeated, and the Galaxy is left to rebuild. But peace does not simply... happen. It still needs to be nurtured and fought for. Join Spectre Morgan Shepard, Liara T'Soni and their daughter in their post-war adventures, also featuring familiar faces like Aethyta, Aria, Tevos, Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Kasumi and many others.

A tale of romance between Commander Morgan Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni, from the mines of Therum to the streets of London, and beyond. As of Chapter 122, the Reapers have been defeated and this story has moved into post-war territory.

Eight years after the war with the reapers, Commander Shepard is still alive and kicking and she's still head over heels for Liara. But her new life may be more difficult to adjust to than she expected. -I am so sorry about how long it took to get the third part out! But my internet provider was being a jerk. So many thanks for your patience & to midknight576 for helping get it out

Set after LotSB, Liara takes a tour of the Normandy before having drinks with the Commander and she has a chance to meet the team that is going to take on the collectors. (Rewrite of a previous fanfic) -Bioware/EA own all-

marrage, old age and a lot of little blue childern. Bioware and EA own all of the characters and places in this non-profit tales of the end of the war and beyond.

Bioware/EA own all. A retelling of "Empress Shepard". Slightly AU. One-shot? No beta! Control ending / EC inspired / Renegade Shepard / Fem-slash.

Shepards renegade/control end game decision. slightly left of cannon. Bioware/EA own all, done for my own amusement.

Pointless Femshep/Liara fluff, in which they try to find names they can agree on for those little blue babies. Kinkmeme fill. Rated M for sexual situations.

For those moments from MitM that required a higher rating. Rated for sexual content.

A collection of ficlets focusing on Femshep/Liara and their misadventures as they try to figure out the mechanics of raising a child while keeping their sanity. Can be read as a continuation of "Lazy Days".

As Liara and Shepard's wedding approaches, Aethyta decides to have a serious "talk" with the Commander about her intentions towards her daughter, as well as a frank discussion about Shepard's previous conquests

Decades after the end of the Reaper War, Shepard contemplates her sudden retirement. An old friend comes to visit, and makes a surprising confession. Slight FemShep/Liara, mostly Femshep and Garrus.

On the night of their wedding, late into the reception, Liara and Shepard sneak off together to find someplace more secluded. This is the story of what happens next. This is the story of the night their daughter was conceived. (Liara/Femshep, obviously. A little free-form-y and experimental, you've been warned)

It all began with a list. Well, not exactly, more like it all began with Shepard doing something incredibly stupid. Then this evolved into several more stupid things, until Shepard had done so many stupid things that she needed to make a list to remember them all. This is that list. Read on, to discover 21 things Shepard needs to remember, and why she needs to remember them.

The War ended in a massive wave of blue energy. Afterwards, the Reapers passively turned to rebuilding the Galaxy they had shattered. And Holliandra Shepard, unconsumed by the process, now works to build a new life with the woman she loves. As the years go by, why can't she shake the feeling that despite her victories, something is terribly amiss.? FemShep x Liara. AU Control

"When Earth calls, you better be ready to face the music with your dress blues on" The time has come for Illyria Shepard to begin to face the consequences of her actions. UPDATED: Now with a follow-up of her house arrest in Vancouver.

Commander Wednesday Shepard is the Alliance's first Spectre, both their brightest star and darkest secret weapon. She is also an Addams. Tune in as she wreaks havoc on the galaxy at large, as only an Addams truly can. Rated M for violence and relationships, both unconventional and devious. Now Complete, and will be followed by 'Interlude'

After the war Harry takes the hallows into himself turning him into a creature that is known as the fallen or as he would be known on Asgard "Little Death". Taking Teddie on vacation to NY for what was gonna be a few weeks of fun turns out anything but. Sending Teddie home via port key Harry helps with the invasion during which he meets Thor.

As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.

While being confined inside the mental hospital, Dr. Selvig meets a strange young man who brought up an even stranger question. "Every tree has its Mother Tree. If the same thing applies to Yggdrasil, the world tree then could there be a forest of Yggradasil?"

In an alternate universe, where the galaxy read the writing on the wall, a much more militerized galaxy prepares for the Reaper invasion. But are they prepared enough?