Moe Skeeter makes a startling discovery concerning his boss and a hit pop song from 1973. Carmen/?

In which Carmen begins one of the most significant, lasting relationships of her life. Yeah, I'm talking about how she met her red fedora.

When Ivy starts acting mysterious, Zack and Carmen team up to discover her secret. Hilarity ensues.

Being the world's greatest thief was often at odds with being the world's greatest mother.

Shopping with Boba proves more hazardous than Jango thought but it ends up providing him with some much needed introspection.

All Jango wanted was to be left alone but that wasn't going to happen with Boba and Zam around.

Something my mother and I came up with when we were watching the second Star Wars from the original trilogy, Let's just say you should NEVER get Vaders tea wrong...enjoy :) wrote it just for laughs :P

Set at the fall of the Jedi temple. Anakin and Palpatine find themselves in a bigger battle than they realise when time itself decides to assist the Jedi Order...

(Crossover with Mass Effect) After 50,000 years since the Reapers wiped out all life in the Universe, the new Cycle finds an old soldier to help them defend against the Reapers return. Commander Shepard wakes up after 50,000 years to a war between the Sith and Republic. Can he finally stop the Reapers? Refusal DLC ending and takes place in The Old Republic MMO universe.

Jesse, Miles and Tuck become clone troopers for the Republic. Does this mean the war belongs to the Republic? Well read it and find out R&R

Lord Elrond has a different idea for the Fellowship of the Ring. A rather bad idea, too, if you ask me. Features Galdor (because Galdor is awesome).

Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!

How Middle-Earth turned into Mars. There. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you need help, go through it word by word: How, Middle, Earth, turned, into, Mars. Got it? Good. Now click on this story and read it. One-shot. No slash.

The One Ring is being sold on Amazon, and the previous owners express their opinions on the product in the form of reviews. One-shot.

In the wake of a tragedy, Obi-Wan finds himself trapped on Earth. As he tries to maintain his Jedi identity, the Avengers get word of a new hero in a brown cloak. Of course, Tony has to investigate. Upon realizing they share a common enemy Obi-Wan joins forces with them. But when nightmares of their fears threaten to tear them apart, they must decide between justice and revenge.

AU/X-Over. The Skywalkers and the Solos sit down to watch a holo parody of their early lives.

Post Superman Returns and Dark Knight Rises. A new threat has arrived, and now the world's greatest heroes - old, new, unknown, and in one case, retired - must band together to stop this new threat.

Post-TPM. Rejected by the Jedi Order and sent back to Tatooine, Anakin finds himself under the protective wing of a warrior from another dimension, one who was also a Child of Prophecy like himself. Now under the combined tutelage of this warrior and the Force-spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin sets out to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One...

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.

It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.

AU What started as the greatest discovery in Wizarding history turned into our favorite wizards greatest adventure. Watch as a new hero is made in the world of mass effect

This a starter chapter in response to The Phantom Assassin's challenge

The Turians thought humanity weak and easy to conquer. They where wrong for they have woken a sleeping giant. "Awakened Online." Story challenge

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." ― Niels Bohr/ Set after the events of Halo 3 the Dawn is found adrift in space by a UNSC vessel. After retrieving chief and his A.I companion they return back to earth to find it different then the one they left. Rating may change in the future.