Alfred F. Jones is an average boy who happens to think all supernatural beings are out to get him. That's all well and good, until he is forced to become the apprentice of the crankiest, rudest, and most British man in town who just so happens to deal with supernatural beings for a living. Thus begins Alfred's living nightmare. 18th century AU. NO SLASH.

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU