AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

He vowed to become the best father in the world. And he was. However, he never planned on falling in love with his daughter. And he certainly never thought she would love him back. Warning: lemons, incest, language, etc.

Kushina's eyes were looking at her daughter as if her life depended on it—they were heated and lustful, border-line hungry. Almost seductive. Warning: lemons, incest, smut, language, etc.

AU: Young Jōnin Naruto Uzumaki's life was devastated by the Kyūbi attack, and – lied to, tricked, his mother in a coma - he left Konoha. Now, watch as he rebuilds his clan and family in Kirigakure. Older!Naruto, Uzumakicest, Naruto/Kushina/Karin/OC/Mei

Space may be infinite, but paths can and do cross...

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

In first year Harry Potter learned the secret of the Philosophers Stone. In seventh the Wizarding World betrayed him, but from his own ashes he will rise anew. Though even he did not realize it, the Stone has made him...Ancient.

In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.

Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.

When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.

Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.

More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.

The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.

10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year

When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.

Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!

Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.

When Loki opened the portal to Earth using the Tesseract's energy he was not the only being that came through. How will S.H.I.E.L.D and the Avengers deal with another unknown thrown into the equation.

For Harry, Halloween was never a holiday he bothered to celebrate. It was the day of his parents' death, after all. So really, he wasn't planning on starting now. But then, he hadn't counted on Stark's unholy enthusiasm for the holiday. One-shot

The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

When Luna appeared on Harry's doorstep one evening with a job offer from the Unspeakables, Harry decides a change of pace is just what he needs. Getting dumped in a certain alien-ravaged city in an entirely different dimension is not what he signed up for. Post-Avengers (2012), very post-HP AU.