My Entry into TFN Non-Canon Contest 2018 Why was it always me? Why couldn't I be normal? Did I have a tattoo on my forehead saying Tasty Meal, Feel Free to Kill Me? Disclaimer: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.

Belle flees the Wizarding World in her animagus form when Deatheaters attack her home and Klaus is oddly intrigued when an injured black panther is found on his doorstep. Deciding to take it in, he and Rebekah are more than shocked to find out that the panther is anything but normal.

Bella had been sent to Forks for her protection to an ally of her husband's while her family handled a long ongoing threat that returned. Her short time away from the family is felt by them in more ways than one as she was the only one of them to truly hold onto her humanity despite the nature running through her veins. Only there is so more to her than even her own family knew.

"What's your name?" "Opie..." "Well Opie, does it look like I can't afford my own drink?" "No...I" "I'd like to thank you." "Thank me?" "Yes, thank you on behalf of all woman across the world, that would like to come out and just drink on their own. Thank you for thinking that we need some macho, big strong man... I don't own SOA, just my OC.

Lilly didn't die, Duncan was home and was able to stop Aaron. How might things have been different if Lilly had lived? *Bulk of the story takes place in a 12-hour block of time. *Bulk of the story takes place in a 12-hour block of time. Also posted on AO3

Takes Place in New Moon when Bella confronts Jacob. Her heart is broken when he tells her to leave and never come back. The second heartbreak and the unlikely visitor in her room reveal the painful truth about her past. Is she alone in the world?

Darcy was over S.H.I.E.L.D. and their secrets. She had nearly forgotten about Jane and Agent Coulson, and Thor. She was over it, and she wasn't bored at all. Really. But of course, aliens had to invade New York. And somehow, Agent Coulson, the Agent's Agent needed her. Who was she to refuse to serve her country? DarcyxClint

Bella refuses to go to Italy with Alice after she jumps off of the cliffs. She tells her she's found happiness with Jacob. The pack accepts her then- even Paul who comes to see her as a kid sister of sorts. Edward comes back Bella tells him she doesn't want him back. How long is it going to take him to realize that Bella is happy? Warnings: OOC, language, adult themes

AU Senior Year in McKinley, Will Schuester believes that at last the Glee Club will unite to take the national title, however will the actions of one member tear the club apart?Rating may change for later chapters Canon up to end of Season 2

Puck wasn't Rachel Berry's knight in shining armor. He tormented her daily. But when a horrible event rocks the foundations of Rachel's life, Noah is there for her, every step of the way. RATED M FOR A REASON! slightly AU-ish

[HG/SS] Snape has always been alone and doesn't expect that to change. Life, however, has other plans. AU/NC/EWE [COMPLETE]

"Don't you remember the necklace I gave you when you were 15? It was silver with the little green stone. I told you then." Give that to the girl you really love and if the stone shines she is the One and your love is true" I saw that necklace on Miss Granges neck the night of the Battle of Hogwarts...

Draco discovers he's part Veela and Hermione is his mate. Tired of having his choices taken away from him, he ignores the fates and marries Astoria instead. The life Draco has built himself is going to be destroyed by the marriage law as it forces back into his life the most annoying witch he's ever known. (Basically, just another Dramione Veela fic with a Marriage Law twist.)

[HG/SS] AU, EWE, NC: In a world where Harry and Ron made the decision to escape Malfoy Manor and leave Hermione to Bellatrix Lestrange's mercy, Severus Snape gave her a life and death decision on the doorstep of death. They escaped Britain together after the war, but now Harry Potter has a problem he needs her for because he's tried everything else. COMPLETE

After finding Trina instead of his mother at the hotel in 'Ruskie Business', Logan catches a ride home with Veronica and their friendship is reformed on the night of the Eighties dance. From there on, everything changes. LoVe.

On the night Lilly steals the sex tapes and Aaron goes after her, a splitsecond decision saves Miss Kane's life. It also puts Veronica in a very awkward position, and breaks Logan's heart along the way. The two ultimately find comfort in each other.LoVe.

LoVe! Preseries/Season 1. What if instead of Logan kissing Yolanda before everything went to hell he and Veronica kissed? How does that effect everything? Does Lilly live? Will Veronica become who she's supposed to be? And will LoVe end up together?

Pre-Series. When Veronica catches her best friend with an aging action star, everything falls apart...

Just a usual morning of crime and punishment dished out by the PCHer hand, yet for Weevil he ended up covered in cooking oil in Veronica's bathtub.

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

For as long as she had known him, time always froze whenever Draco's eyes connected with hers. Suddenly finding herself ostracized from the Weasleys as a result of an argument with Ron, Hermione might finally be able to give Draco something he has wanted for a long time, something he never thought he could have, and something she never thought he would want.

Harry and Ron are both married with families and Hermione, as the odd-one-out who is still single, is lonely. Looking for new interests and hoping to meet new people, she decides to take some evening classes. During an art class, she meets someone very surprising indeed and he helps her in unexpected ways. HG/SS. One-shot; complete. Rated M for safety.

"You are bound, Hermione. You shared a Soul-Mate's Kiss." / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

[HG/SS] (NC/AU) Hermione and Severus become the victims of a vengeful Dark spell that turns them into the perfect agents to end the war that neither of the two main powers knows about. (COMPLETE)