HARRY POTTER, AGE 35 IS SEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED AND FIRING EXPELLIARMUSES INTO THE AIR. A short article by Rita's daughter on the disadvantage of headaches in the wizarding world. Disclaimer inside.

Once, there were three brothers... The one that died for Power, the one that died for Lost Love, and the one that greeted Death like an Old Friend.

Once there were three Doctors... But they don't appear in the way you would think.

Harry Potter has three memories from when he was a child. Contains: James/Lily, Snape feels, Harry Potter sadness, and a reference to DH part two. Disclaimer inside.

There was a lonely little boy... And his name was Severus Snape. A sad little piece about the life of our favorite Potions Master.

Sherlock goes to Hogworts, he makes few friends and many enemies. The years leading up to the reign of Lord Moriarty. A collection of One-shots. There might be a sequel. Possibly. Some Mythea, John/Mary, and maybe Sherolly.

Somebody in Hogwarts is a Time Lord. Who else could it be, but a certain student in possession of a bag that's bigger on the inside and a Time Turner? Part Five of the Here Be Time Lords series. Disclaimer inside.

Inspired by a quote contained inside, for all those who wished that the Dursley's got their due. Also, the consequences of rewatching 'The Philosopher's Stone' and then 'Partners in Crime.' Disclaimer inside.

The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?

There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...

When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.

Meet Frank. Frank works in a bank. When she isn't working, she is writing fan-fiction and wishing she's in Middle-Earth. One day, she gets her wish.

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.

A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.

When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.

Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.

There had to be a rational explanation for how and why a dart had ended up in Jamie's backside despite the fact that he hadn't been anywhere near the dartboard.

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.

Family is always complicated, and there had to be at least one lifetime when they weren't at each-other's throats more often than they were friends.

When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.

You have heard of Vernon Dursley and theirs so called family. You have heard of the meek and downtrodden Harry Potter. Where else would you start before the Fhit hits the San. Twenty years of unlived memories dumped into a five year old Harry may upset the plans of a few people.