During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Happiness. Ranma just can't seem to find it in Nerima. Does this mean such a thing is forever out of his reach? Or perhaps...just maybe...he'll need to go someplace else to find it.

Poor Ranma just can't help himself when it comes to being the hero. Now he's stepping in to help out a magical girl in distress. What could possibly go wrong? Ranma/SM

A conversation between Draco and hermione after the Final Battle reveals some interesting truths. One-Shot.

Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.

What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

Old man Naruto dies and wakes to find himself in the past with his youth restored... In Wave country, before the Third Great Shinobi War. Fearing to change history, what is he to do? Found a new and secret Hidden Village, of course! Rated T for language.

The Kyuubi enhances a natural mutation present in Naruto, creating a new kekkei genkai. Watch as Naruto discovers his new bloodline limit, the power to alter probabilities in his favor. Watch out enemies of Konoha, Fate's Child is not to be trifled with.

When two old allies prepare for war against each other, there is only one thing to do try and stop it. But with what?Political marrriage that's what. It has been decided, Temari will marry Sasuke. However Sasuke leaves Konoha and Naruto is the replacement

Shade...a young man brought into the ANBU for abilities not shown anywhere else in the world. When he is discharged, he has to reintegrate with society...or does he? Has ANBU wrecked his chance for a normal life? Or does he even care? Rated M for gore.

Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

When the lord of chaos and order & father time come together to help Ranma Saotome, what will happen? Will their actions help or hurt Ranma? One thing is for sure... he's not engaged to Akane anymore. Please R&R! Rated M for language and lemons later on.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

When faced with the ultimate love triangle from hell, how can Ranma stop three spoiled brats from destroying the world... again? A Ranma 1/2, PGSM Crossover.

Different spring. Different life. Canon... matchup? And an explanation of how the HECK Minako was able to leap two stories in the infamous Nurse Minako episode...

A Warden turns up dead at a naval base in Washington D.C., killed by a gang of vampires. Jurisdictional issues arise swiftly. Discontinued.

After the battle with the First, the Scooby Gang are searching deep into the origins of the Slayer, they find a writing about 'a huntress sent across the stars to protect those who know not what they face' could this be a lead into the Slayers past?

Haku survived the Chidori and was found by Tsunade a month before the wizards do. Who is Harry Potter and what does he have to do with Haku? /NOW TO BE REWRITTEN./

Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.

When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.

Updated first 11 chapters - Lt Ford has been missing for over a year. No one will tell the family anything beyond 'Missing In Action - presumed dead' and 'I'm sorry.' President Hayes intevenes and instigates a special investigation into the Lt's status.

Cam Mitchel was having a great road trip. Until he reached a little hick county in Georgia, that is…