Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.

AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.

As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.

AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

A short little parody about Voldemort's Death in the final movie. The Golden Trio could always be counted on to completely ruin a moment. One Shot.

When Harry runs away to another world, Draco is the one to follow and bring him home. AU. Just a One-shot.

You are something different, something terrible. And you go from world to world doing Magic's bidding for that is all you are alive for. One Shot

After meeting Voldemort, Harry decides he wants to live. What better way than to convince Voldermort Harry would be worth more to him alive rather than dead? His plans take on a life of their own as Harry Struggles to keep up.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Sanji's off-colour and confined to quarters. Who can take over for him while he's quarantined?

ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Ranma/Akane. High school is over, and Ranma has decided that it is time he took control of his life - time for something to change. THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL. EVER!

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOW OWN CHARAS. Sess/Rin. When she reached maturity, Rin decided that for her master, she would be as proper and correct as possible.

The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.

AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

All names come from somewhere.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.

After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.

The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

In which Harry is ever so slightly better at Occlumency. Not much though, like one percent better. Oh, and he's lucky too, very lucky. Set late in the Deathly Hallows. Oneshot.