"Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the other."

"That was how the world ended: with a bang, and then a whimper." A little genocide goes a long way. Apologies to T. S. Eliot.

Harry Potter had always dreamed of leaving the Durselys. But his dreams are of lands filled with fire, dark red skies, monsters, and a giant in a void. Yet it is in these dreams that he smiles the most. Harry is heir to something Voldemort can only imitate and now the worlds, muggle and magical both, shall know what a Dark Lord truly is. Darker-with-Time-Harry/Harem. Tolkien Xover.

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

Tomoki and Sohara have an interesting lifestyle that involves bondage, femdom, and more. You have been warned! Semi-AU. Oneshot. Lemon.

After the events of Mount Quena and erasing Giovanni's mind of him, Mewtwo now must find his way through the wide world. However, he won't be alone: An old friend is set on being his guide. No matter what trouble it brings her. Thus begins a tale of Mewtwo trying snack foods, Mew teaching him...many things, and the Legendaries meeting Mewtwo. Oh, and Mewtwo discovering his libdo.

After a night of drunkenness, Sakura awake to a strange...and very willing surprise that may not want to leave. Only trouble is she doesn't know who it is under the mask. Futa SakuraXFem Naruto. Bondage.

When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

Demonic chakra can sometimes have some unpredictable side effects on Jutsu. So, when Naruto used it to summon a Toad, he got something else instead. To be specific, a seemingly infinitely long sea monster that thinks Toads are useless and that Jiraiya is a child molester. Bijuu, Summons, make way for a real monster! Pairing Undecided.

When Kashima Naoki returned to Tokyo to meet with his old teacher, he found something that existed outside of his previous experience. Now involved in a competition between aliens, he'll have to decide just how dangerous the situation is and whether or not the world needs the power of the Hitoshura once again.

A Series of first chapters for ideas that have grown courtesy of my forum/discord server.

Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.

Kaolla Su avoids her heritage as a Princess of Molmol by escaping to the Hinata Inn. That is, until Keitaro and Kanako help her realize it was probably what she really wanted all along.

Minato is feeling sorry for himself, after failing the university entrance test for the second time. Soon he will have a lot more reasons to feel sorry - and a few to feel happy.

Yukihira Soma had untapped potential in cooking. Soma knew it, his dad knew it. He could remember any dish with a single glance and taste. He had skills and vast knowledge in the kitchen many would kill for. The only problem is...Yukihira Soma hated cooking... with a passion.

Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...

A collection of largely unrelated drabbles of the decidedly smutty and bizarre variety, varying widely in tone. Rated a very, very hard M for smut.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

Harry Potter has been dragged to Japan by his wife, Luna. There, Luna intends to do an exposé on the Holy Grail War of Fuyuki, one of the most lethal magical tournaments ever. Chaos erupts, past sins come to haunt the present, broken people fight for broken causes, and Harry has to do his saving people thing again. No pressure, right? Well, at least their Servants are lookers...

A different reality, a different choice, a different fate: Watch as the Knights of the Round are summoned, their reactions and thoughts in these fleeting minutes. Short Chapter-Snippets as they look upon the Once and Future King, living not a life of bloodshed and betrayal, but of love and happiness. Watch as Saber meets friends of old, and tears are shed. AU-Oneshots

What it says on the tin. How Christian Grey met his end by way of characters from various fandoms. Multi-fandom crossover. Suggestions welcome. Chapter One: Damon Sadi would like a few words, Sadist to sadist.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.