Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became a soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country and agency. First only friends, who became something more - something deeper, more powerful. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.

AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.

Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Harry Potter has had enough of his life. Ron and Hermione married and are pregnant with their first child. Ginny left... mostly because he kicked her out. And as far as the rest of his friends go... who bloody cares? Harry never had that many friends anyway. After years of making England a happier place he wants out. This time, he says, he's leaving without saying goodbye.

Harry Potter always had a way of attracting trouble. Who knew trouble could be so attractive? Some Harry/Ginny; Some Harry/OC. One does not simply sex up the French Minister of Magic's daughter and expect it to stay quiet... CHAPTER NINE POSTED ON 8.30.13

Blood, its what makes a family right? His family died that October but Harry lived, he unwittingly became the BWL. He was left with the Dursleys, but in the aftermath what happened to his brother? The Potters lost a son, but another family gained an Heir. Fate and Destiny tie these two together despite who they were and who they will become. (Harry is the BWL)

Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge

A series of semi-related one shots; not a continuous story. An intelligent and highly inquisitive Harry Potter overcomes his shyness to ask some very important questions to the people around him. Canon compliant but possibly plot changing. Occasionally humorous.

I think the title says it all. After failing the Academy exam for the first time, Naruto wanders into the forest in a rage. There, he is bit by a strange spider, which grants him amazing powers. NaruXAnko, possible Harem

'Redo' of Heir of Dracula. Wrong BWL. Seven year old Harry Potter, born a vampire, runs away from home and stumbles upon Verona, one of Dracula's original mistresses. He is brought to Castle Dracula, where he unlocks the powers and memories of his ancestor... The mortals will tremble before Count Harold Dracula... Vampire!Godlike!Harry. M for Gore

The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more

The summer before the Potter's 4th year. With a potential consort (or wife) to deal with, what do Harry and his females do to have fun and prepare for another adventure/scary filled year at Hogwarts? The Potter family plus Astoria and Daphne Greengrass. Guest appearances by Sirius and his girlfriend.

Death couldn't hold them, Time will be rewritten, Darkness shall fall, Light shall fade and the sound of the drums will echo throughout the magical world, and those who sought to control him will know him as... The Master. Master!Harry x Hermione

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

Ever wonder what Luna's boggart looks like? Harry does, and he's seen it! HarryxLuna

No. Of course not. Why did he think it'd be easy? And why did he throw away the bloody ring? Proposing to Luna Lovegood! Of all the crazy things to do....

After the war Harry needs a break from the constant pressure of the Wizarding World and all that comes with it. Harry sets out for the States, hoping for a quiet life only to be pulled into another war.

Voldemort pursued Neville, instead of Harry, and thus the Potters were tortured to death, with only Harry escaping. But not without damage, as he grew into a dark young man. The last stand against Voldemort in their seventh year didn't go as planned and Harry found himself unwillingly sent back in time, with only a short note as his guide. Time travel. Darker!Harry. Harry/Bellatrix

Harry Potter/Bioshock Infinite Xover. H/E Dark!Powerful!Harry. Something very wrong happens in the Department of Mysteries and Harry is left without a godfather..and without a hand, but with a burning need, born from guilt to find him and set everything straight. But nothing is easy for Harry Potter, especially when two strange redheads had a hand in all of this Real summary inside

Since I have a habit of making short stories, I figured I could do another only this time for Naruto. Read and tell me what you really think of them!

It's the end of the third year and Harry's home for the holidays. The Dursley's are on holiday and Harry is studying over the summer, doing research on Animagus transformations. In this story, Tonks is two years younger than Canon. Rated M for Caution. This story is AU, and will include F/F relations, so be warned.

Formally named Broken Universe. Harry Potter and Stephanie Edgley were destined to meet before the multi-verse even formed. They were foretold through time, space, and reality to cross over from world to world as Temporal and Dimensional space travellers; to be heroes to heroes and guide worlds to a new future. Existence shall be their playground. Harry/Stephanie/multi-girls.

The Last of the My Broken Matryoshka Series. Now that Harry's a vampire, Millennium wants him even more. Will Alucard be able to save him in time?

The fourth piece of the My Broken Matryoshka Series. In the summer after Harry's fourth year, he finally gets what he wants most. But everything's going to go to hell. Can Alucard stop Millennium before Harry's gone? Edit: While other stories with the M rating have been deleted, this one only had a small scene that had to be removed.