A Self-Insert: read at your own risk. As an author, I make stories. That's a given. Stories starring the Gormim, my creations. However, one day I woke up and things were backwards. I became the character, and my characters became my author. Now I'm trapped in a different world, one where there are beings far more powerful than I. The only things I have...are my dreams.

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

"I was all Aces 'til my bitch of an ex-girlfriend stabbed me through the chest." What Ikuse "Ikki" Ushiromiya desired most in life was peace. Naturally, the opposite occurs. Murdered by his date and brought back as a Devil, Ikki is about to show the world there is much more to this slacker than meets the eye. [Cancelled; Up for Adoption]

A bunch of oneshots that have potential to be more! Naruto as the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! Multiple pairings, some non-ninja Naruto, some smart!Naruto, and some new Naruto! It's our favorite orange clad ninja facing the multiverse with different origins. Rated M for language and suggestive dialogue.

Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

Lethe and the Minion Girls return in this thrilling instalment where the newest Overlord takes on the Glorious Empire with his army of minions and assorted followers. There might, or might not, be some brutal vengeance involved along the way. After all, Evil always finds a way...

From the perspective of the female 'servants' snatched when your Overlord is Corrupt enough. What if the Tower Heart changed them as they accepted their places serving the Overlord. Sequel up as 'Fury's Revenge'.

Futurefic. Violet/Klaus V/K The Baudelaires are on the run, in the last months before Violet's 18th birthday.

After becoming human, John and Cortana begin a tentative relationship. But a secret ONI plot to bring about peace through an interspecies marriage threatens to tear the two apart. Will true love conquer all, or will carnal desire triumph in the end? A/N: This story operates on porn movie logic. Characters may at times appear OOC

That night at Hakone Mountain, as Rory pleaded for Itami's touch, what if things had gone a little differently? What if, contrary to his orders, the minister of defense kept his soldiers fighting? What if the phone hadn't rung? What if Itami, uncaring of the consequences, reciprocated the priestess' advances? [PWP, smut]

After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.

River's insatiable, and MacCready's twenty-two. Various sexual shenanigans ensue. (Kinkmeme one-shots with occasional fluff thrown in, added as I finish them)

Kaga was an ordinary office worker who hated her job and decided to move to another company. On the fateful night before her first day, she went to a lesbian bar and ran into a stranger with a need that was somehow far too good to ignore.

Sequel to A Little Christmas Spirit. Darcy's plans for a Valentine's dinner with Loki, Jane and Thor don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, Loki must come to terms with his growing feelings for the young woman. And, of course, what would a Valentine's fic be without romance?

When she feels out of place at an Avengers Christmas party, Darcy seeks out another outcast: the God of Mischief. What ensues? A few good laughs, a few tears, a lot of romance and even some secret Santa. Post Thor: The Dark World (with a few creative liberties taken) (Formatting issues fixed)

**Complete** Darcy is selected to attend a business conference in southern France. While there she finds romance, friendship, and an appreciation for the Mediterranean sun. A light-hearted tale that is intended to renew readers' faith in the power of love at first sight.

One night of drunken sharing and Harry and Daphne think they can move on. But things are never that simple and sometimes you get more than you bargained for.

It started off as a favor between friends, but ended up changing the fate of the Galaxy forever. This is the story of the love that was never supposed to happen. Rated M for good reasons Image from Sorceress-Nadira on DeviantArt. Used with permission: /

Commander Palmer notices the Master Chief's behavior after he lands at the Arbiter's camp and decides to keep an eye on him. Let's find out what happened after the credits rolled. Spoiler Alert!

Making quality time with one's girlfriend can be difficult sometimes. When you're both SPARTANS running missions with the Master Chief, its almost impossible. But the funny thing about SPARTANS is they tend to make the impossible work. A post-workout shower quickly turns into something else. Steam's in the locker room, but no water is running. A compilation of Halo smut.

There was a reason Dawn didn't want anyone touching her phone, least of all her mother! Brendan x Dawn x Johanna. Lemon.

Issei Hyoudou should have died. And he would have, had it not been for a perverted Shinto god with a love for breasts and way too much time on his hands. Issei Hyoudou lives again, only for groping breasts at the behest of his new benefactor. Not that he doesn't mind it though. Crack fic.

"Let's cut the bullshit..." interjected Kingsley "You are here representing SHIELD a quasi military intelligence organisation that is so suspect that I wouldn't touch it with a six foot broomstick under normal circumstances..." An international magic/muggle operation sets an unlikely couple on a desperate race to keep an ancient source of terrible power out of the hands of HYDRA.

What happens when a frustration-prone Heiress tries to make a point with a web-cam and a few discreetly purchased items of a very aprticular nature? Well... This...