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Founder: jon reeve - Stories: 1,386 - Followers: 0 - id: 113384
HP (now, Naruto & Ranma ½ as well) stories that, for one reason or another, caught my interest and held my attention until the end. Contains great, good, and bad. Mostly to prevent me re-reading stories by accident. Probably pointless for you to check out, but whatevs, do what you want. |
Faceless Person by Daughter of Darkness777 reviews
One Shot. In Hogwarts, amongst the hundreds of students, there was one girl who was faceless, a nobody who was teased. A nobody who died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Faceless Girl by A.S. Leif reviews
OneShot. Once there was a girl. An unnoticed girl. A girl who was teased for her glasses. A girl who went to the bathroom to escape. A girl who heard a boy's voice. A girl who saw a pair of yellow eyes. A girl who died... This is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Marlene M. - Complete
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 847 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
AU phigorey: The Gashlycrumb Wizards by NothingPretentious reviews
Literary nonsense, with a question mark next to 'literary'. Just unmitigated Alternative Universe poppycock in the form of alphabetic verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alicia S., Blaise Z. - Complete
Timely Errors Requiem by Worfe reviews
A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 10,318 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 8,437 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie by nonjon reviews
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
James Potter's Legacy by GodricGeoffreyGryffindor reviews
James berates Albus Dumbledore and takes control to provide for baby Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2011 - James P., Albus D. - Complete
Snape's Great Adventure by GodricGeoffreyGryffindor reviews
After Harry Potter dies, he wakes up in King's Cross Station. Where does Severus Snape wake up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 287 - Published: 11/2/2012
The Ritual of Thermopylae by jouve25 reviews
In doing something both Right and Easy, Harry gains the power to face Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 15,969 - Follows: 5,466 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete