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Founder: jon reeve - Stories: 1,386 - Followers: 0 - id: 113384
HP (now, Naruto & Ranma ½ as well) stories that, for one reason or another, caught my interest and held my attention until the end. Contains great, good, and bad. Mostly to prevent me re-reading stories by accident. Probably pointless for you to check out, but whatevs, do what you want. |
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 711 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 273 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Vino, Memoriam by Luan Mao reviews
Some things are clearer after you've had a few
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Word A Day: Shields by LunaStorm reviews
No two minds are alike; no two students of Occlumency can learn it the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 844 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 294 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 364 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 640 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete