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Founder: jon reeve - Stories: 1,386 - Followers: 0 - id: 113384
HP (now, Naruto & Ranma ½ as well) stories that, for one reason or another, caught my interest and held my attention until the end. Contains great, good, and bad. Mostly to prevent me re-reading stories by accident. Probably pointless for you to check out, but whatevs, do what you want. |
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 4,361 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 437 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 1,064 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 705 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr Black's Fuzzy Pink Plot Bunny Slippers by Steve2 reviews
What would you say if you could travel to any reality at any time, but to do so had to wear Fuzzy Pink Slippers? Criminals and Death Eaters beware the squeak, squeak of Mr. Black's slippers. Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Harry P.
Mr Black and the Demoness by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ghost and Mr Black by Chris Hill reviews
Everyone prepares for a visit to Amity Park
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
The Facts of Life by opopanax reviews
In wich Harry tells Dumbles the facts of life, and I poke fun at the writers on FFN. HP/LV. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Immortal Dark Lord? by opopanax reviews
In which I find yet another thing in the Potterverse to whine about and our favourite Junior Dark Lord finds something to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Dinner Time by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The One that Got Away by Goody reviews
It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want by Elliot Green reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
The Black Book by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
·Harry Potter Death Note crossover· ·Oneshot· What if Ryuk had visited the human world before being bound to Light? The one who picked up his Death Note that time? Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Out The Truth by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Gets His by Rage Buddha reviews
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete