due to my pc being swiped i will not be updating this story any time soon. Sorry

Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.

Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.

The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.

[Parody!] The school year is never dull when Harry and his friends encounter Mary Sues, Hermione's makeover, time-traveling Marauders, Sirius' miraculous resurrection, and every other overdone plot device known to mankind. Chapter 39: Tom Riddle is lyke totally goffik!

To quote James Baldwin, "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing to lose." The Wizarding World is about to find out just how dangerous.

Chapter 'King's Cross' and what it could have been. Book 7 spoilers. Oneshot.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

After the 1st task of the Triwizard Tournament, Ron comes to Harry to apologize. Only thing is, Harry is not feeling very forgiving. Little H/Hr

After Hermione is killed Voldemort sees the error of doing so. Voldemort's point of view.

Harry gets a late night visitor with surprising facts about his future. HHR

A few things that bother me greatly.

on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.

Slash. Multiple/Harry. AU. After the events in second year, Harry is ready to forge his own path. He accepts an invitation to a system of schools that offer a greater advantage over Hogwarts’ education. Creature story. Up for Adoption.

When Harry was 6 years old, he fled from abusive Dursleys and discovered a brand new world of magic. Powerful, independent Harry. eventuallyHP/GW

When a Norwegian man or American punk teen comes up to you, don't agree to follow.

When Petunia can no longer stand Harry, she sends him to some very distant relatives in America. Rated for normal Addams behavior t'is a yaoi

Some call him Raiden. Others, Dragonboy. At age 7, he runs away into the unknown. At age 10, he's an artist. At age 12, he's a hero in disguise. But happens when tragedy strikes and spreads like a plague? Multi-reality AU. Rated M to be safe. HP/DG/KB

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry likes to get lost in a good book, but someone else just wants him to get lost. A bit of magic and Harry suddenly realises new meaning in that phrase. Well, at least he's making friends... HxL implied

If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.

What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Voldemort exiles Harry to the time of the Founders in an attempt to dispose of him permanently. Harry struggles to make the best of his situation and return to the future. His friends scramble to find him in history as Voldemort builds his power.

Two years ago Harry Potter died. Believers in prophecy despaired and war swept the land. Meanwhile, forgotten in the mists, a spirit whispers in the ears of those who still remember the light. Telling them to be ready. To stand. One last time.