ONE-SHOT. What if all students had to go to St. Mungo's for a health check before entering Hogwarts? Completely AU, mentioning abuse!Dursleys thus the rating , set before Harry's first Hogwarts year.

Dead people just didn’t appear on your doorstep with smiles and hopeful eyes… until now that is. James & Lily are alive, Harry's NOT happy when he finds out some truths - he had been played for a fool. Harry could never forgive them, never.

The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.

Various one-shots that I've written over time. No storyline, just lulz.

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

After losing Sirius, Harry resolves to himself to become stronger, revive the DA and create his own 'army'. In one of the most trying year of his life, Harry will need everything he and his friends can offer to overcome the trails and tribulations before him.

Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.

After Harry leaves, Ginny is angry. Then something changes.

Harry's bad mood makes things difficult for everyone. Especially the girl who loves him. Fortunately, Hermione has a few suggestions.

After Harry sleeps in Gryffindor Tower the night after the battle, Ginny is sitting there when he wakes up. PostDH.

Two speeches, many years apart, delivered with the same hope, the hope that some things would never be forgotten.

The story of how and why Ginny, Neville, and Luna attempted to steal Gryffindor's sword right out from under the new Headmaster's hooked, greasy nose.

Would there ever be a fanfiction about? A simple question turned horrifying for all! When a little harmless quiz turns ugly, who ends up with who? Who is scarred for life? Who suffers engorgement charms on their @# %’s? Oh the Horror!

This is a short series of journal entries made my Harry Potter staring at the age of 5. Instead of writing in standard Journal format, he instead writes letters to his parents. See inside for longer summary. Warning: Rating for possible child abuse.

Let's just say an argument gets out of hand between Harry and the dreaded portrait of Mrs. Black and it gives new meaning to the phrase 'Pissed off'. Warning: Indecent exposure and semi-public urination involved. Oneshot.

Now that Harry is free, he gets another Bombshell revelation about his past that was kept from him, and apparently everyone else as well. Can he finally live his life the way he's always wanted? Parents, his Godfather, and a real family? J/L, HP/GW

The year after the war was a confusing time for the teen warriors. They had fought against the greatest evil - what was next? Follow them as they try to find out. Cannon pairings. Thank you to Mr Orzech for the cover image!

When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.

The Battle of Hogwarts is over. In the months to follow... ancient knowledge stumbles upon Harry, and the realm of alchemy, immortality, and Ascended beings, becomes the backbone of this new saga.

Post DH excluding Epilogue . Following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds the pressures of his even greater celebrity unbearable, and decides he needs to leave wizarding Britain. His best and truest friend makes him promise to return someday. H/Hr

What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?

Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.

After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr