An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.

Sherlock made it clear from the beginning that he had absolutely no interest in becoming a Jedi Knight.

Sherlock claims pop-culture is irrelevant to him; Mycroft knows better.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson were first introduced in 2010. But they'd spent an hour together before that, here and there.

Sherlock's hiding something about his newest case, and John wants answers. Set post-TGG. Friendship fic, mostly, with brief entrances from Harry and Lestrade just for fun. Please read and review!

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

Sarah gets fed up with Sherlock and John not recognizing what they feel for each other. She decided to have a little talk to Sherlock about it. John/Sherlock with mentions of past John/Sarah and Sarah/OC.

John wakes up tied to the bed. Sherlock has decided they should be together, and he's going to use rational argument to convince John. John's tied up so he can't get away before Sherlock has made all of his points. Filling a prompt, S/J.

Sherlock and John contemplate what it would have been like to live in Victorian England. Unabashed fluff, S/J. Written for the LJ Sherlockbbc kink meme.

Sherlock nearly gets himself killed. John gets angry. They both say things they might later regret.

John has been acting strangely. Sherlock observes and realizes something. Sherlock/John, Sherlock POV.

Moriarty wants to hurt Sherlock. What better way than to strike at his brother? S/J with squinty Mycroft/Lestrade.

They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.

The second episode of season 2 cracked out in quicktime for all your laughter and enjoyment. Hope this brings you some cheer after the final episode tears! check out my profile for the other episodes!

A crack telling of episode 1 of seaosn 2! Like my stories of the last season I have struck again to bring humor and crack to our lovely episodes! check my profile to see last season's quicktimes

Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.

The third episode of series 2 reviewed with absolute crack and humor! Check out my profile for the rest of series 2 and series 1. Enjoy!

"Thanks for coming, by the way." "What?" "Well," John waves around the pub again, "I know it's not really your thing." Sherlock chuckles. "Well, you are my only friend, John, makes you important." [John's birthday with drinks, presents, and perhaps something a bit more.]

John turns part way and raises an eyebrow, "you want to sleep in the car?" "Unless you would prefer the ground?"

And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.

The script parodies continue! Enjoy the epic CRACK! Check out my profile for A Study in Pink in Quicktime!

Sherlock returns after three years to a less then pleased John who is now engaged to Mary Morstan. Sherlock and John and Mary figure out how they all connect now, who loves who and where this leaves them with Sherlock back from the dead to face all the pain he caused.

The three years in between when Sherlock 'dies' and then comes back again; how John coped or didn't cope and how Mary came into his life. How Sherlock coped alone and unraveled the web of James Moriarty. How they both dealt with and realized their love for each other. - This is a prequel to And I'm five years ago and three thousand miles away- (het and slash)

"Sherlock is an analysis of young pop stars really necessary?" "They're called boy bands, John."