Exactly what the title says. I know the '5 times' format is over done but this idea was stuck in my head so I had to write my versions out. Enjoy!

Sherlock and John take a holiday to Paris. Short bit of fluff - SherlockxJohn - full of banter and smush

Three weeks on the dot, almost to the exact time they first locked Moriarty in his cell, Moriarty leans ever so slightly away from his interrogator. Moriarty smiles up at him through one swollen eye... "I would like to speak to Mr. Mycroft Holmes."

John tries to get through a regular day of work but Sherlock is very insistent about John coming to a crime scene. Amusement and fluff ensue from Sherlock's stubbornness.

As he looks at John's expression, Sherlock realizes this is not like the other times – John annoyed, John frustrated, John bothered, John angry with his apparent lack of empathy. This time is different, this time is hurt; Sherlock has genuinely hurt John.

Mycroft, checking up on his brother yet again, gets a surprise story of a fight. Brother fighting, John doctoring, and all around amusement!

What he does not know – cannot decide, cannot pin down – is how John will react, what he'll say to seeing Sherlock again. -Spoilers for series 2 and the novels-

CRACK FIC! John and Sherlock tackle broken bones, alcohol and drunk fooling, funny times for all!

When a woman arrives at 221B Baker Street about the destruction of her Stradivarius violin, Sherlock and John are on the case to find the culprit but will the path lead to murder? -An adventure case with a bit of smush, just how the episodes should be!-

Sherlock did not want this, did not want another stalemate with John in the middle, a gun in Jim's hand. This cannot have happened without a sign. There has to be something he missed anything which said today is the day I kill for real. -Character death-

As John sinks toward the bottom of the pool, Sherlock tight against his chest, he thinks that now his life will forever be defined by these moments – he realizes from now and forever his life will be defined: before and after Sherlock Holmes.

John has to attend some sort of event or ceremony wearing his formal dress uniform from the army. Sherlock gets a good look at him wearing it before he leaves and finds it EXTREMELY appealing. From the LJ Kink meme

John's only about three streets down from the flat before hands grab his back and he's shoved into a car... Then it clicks. Sherlock said five pips, five hostages, but they'd only had four. SPOILERS for "The Great Game."

"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Sherlock is handcuffed to a bed in New Orleans. Naked. As he waits to be retrieved, he reflects on his tumultuous week spent chasing a clever, clever girl through Mexico. He misses John.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

Sherlock loves John, but after meeting Jim at St. Bart's, decides to throw caution to the wind and call him. He doesn't realize, of course, that he is sleeping with his greatest foe. Jim plans to use Sherlock's love for John to conquer him. Will things go according to plan? Johnlock and Sheriarty. Ch. 17 up!

Sequel to "Holmes is Where the Heart Is". After only knowing each other for a few weeks, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson-new flatmates with a budding friendship-are called away to America to investigate a series of mysterious disappearances taking place near a small, rural community. Why are people disappearing, and what does sweet, soft-spoken Jim Moriarty know? Chapter 6 is up!

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

Torchwood crossover. John and Sherlock meet Torchwood for the first time. J/S

It is John/Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't in it. John deals with some homophobic veterans. Rated for language, I may up it if anyone complains. I borrowed Tricia from the brilliant ScopesMonkey.