All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?

He... knows. They say the future is written in stone but he knows that while that may be true, he's the artisan, molding it into the one he wishes. He'll change the future when it arrives. Time manipulation... like no other! Naruto has the knowledge but what will he do with it? It's his responsibility... and his curse. NaruKin Naruto/Kin.

Orochimaru has one last gambit that ends up making things complicated for Naruto... more so than his life usually is. Officially Dead

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).

Trained in the art of ninjitsu by a mutant rat and four mutant turtles who he's come to recognize as family. Naruto trains to become the greatest ninja master in the land.

What if Jon had some more prominent signs of his parentage? What if he didn't want to join the nights watch? This is the AU story, that if few small things change, it can change the world. R L J

Later, when Hoster Tully asked her to come to Riverrun and meet his heir, she lit candles to the Maid in thanks, but Prince Doran had declined the invitation. (A Feast for Crows) AU in which Viserys Targaryen died earlier than he did in the books, and Doran Martell agreed to the marriage between Arianne and Edmure Tully.

Nineteen years ago a child was born in the Tower of Joy. A son, born of two ancient houses separated by loyalty and war. Now, Jon Snow seeks to find his place in the vast world he calls home. Yet Jon will one day learn that his path was lain out before him long ago. For as his House has always claimed... Winter is Coming. And this time, Fire alone shall not prevail. Ice however...

Naruto becomes a Jonin Sensei. I adopted this story from my fellow author i-defy-fate. i do not own Naruto, but i wished i did but sadly i do not cause if i did Hinata and Naruto would be together. this is also a Harem story between Naruto, Hinata, and Ino. If you don't like my story, then don't bother reading it.

Joffrey Baratheon is killed during the riots at King's Landing. In response, Tywin Lannister rides into the heart of the northern camp to strike a deal with Robb Stark. Eight years later, it is time for the Young Wolf to deliver on the hardest part of the bargain. (Post-war) Robb/Myrcella. Rated M. Extremely AU. More info inside.

Myrcella Stark rarely shows any signs of her Lannister heritage, but when it comes to her children, she's as fierce as a lioness. Robbcella one-shot.

The Tyrells send Margaery to be the Starks' ward in Winterfell where she finds herself connecting with Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn's eldest child.

Myrcella Baratheon is on the run from her mother with Gendry Waters in tow. Robb Stark is at Riverrun, and hears news that the disgraced princess is nearby. He sets out to capture her, and gets more than he bargained for.

What if the Red Wedding took a different turn? What if the King in the North continued to fight against the Lannisters? My AU for what I think should have happened. WINTER IS COMING YOUR WAY, HOUSE LANNISTER.

What if Theon Greyjoy had embraced his future as a man in the course of Robb Stark's war, and taken what he wanted like a real Ironborn? What if he hadn't paid the gold price? Wildly AU fic, focused around Theon. Rated M for violence and maybe smut.

Sansa and Theon suddenly awake in Winterfell where Eddard Stark isn't beheaded and Catelyn and Robb aren't dead. It is a few days before the Royal party arrive in Winterfell and Sansa and Theon must decide in those few days how they will make amends to those they love and fix what had been ruined in their first lives. Time-Travel AU, Fix It, Incest, Redemption, Second Chance.

Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.

Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.

Her husband killed and her children taken away from her, Ginny Weasley embraces death. But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted. She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. AU

What would have happened to Sirius and Harry if the crown was involved? No SLASH. A plot bunny slapped me awake at 2am and screamed "Write me!" Proofed by the incomparable Filodea! all chapters are proofed and ch.6 is up!

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

Set in sixth year. Harry finds the Half-Blood Prince's recipe for a powerful love potion. He resolves to do the noble thing: seduce every girl in the school. Lemons. Harem. Harry/Multi.