The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

Naruto never made it to Genin, since the Mizuki incident the council had all the power and rejected his entry. Without anything to go for, Naruto is left only for civilian work. Watch how the child of prophecy, the son of 4th Hokage and last heir of Uzumaki will change the ninja nation without becoming a ninja. [Warning] PLOT DRIVEN AND ZERO/NO DIALOGUE IN MY WRITING STYLE.

When Loki escapes his prison & flees to Midgard he realises he quite likes it here and doesn't want to leave. When he hears that marrying someone allows you to stay in the country he decides to marry one of the only people he knows: the Avengers. Eventual Loki/Tony.

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.

Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

What happens when the Goblet of Fire gets destroyed while sucking away Harry's Magic. Insane things Happen. AU Slash Non-Slash Accidentally Powerful! Harry Grey! Harry Creature! Harry Goblet of Fire! Harry Sequel is Harry Potter and the Order of the Fried Chicken

When Harry Potter gets Petunia to take him to London before Aunt Marge comes he finds out interesting things. What will he do using the information? Dumbles! Bashing, Slight Slash! Talk of Mpreg Rest of warnings inside.

Part 4; timestamp for "The Last Archangel". What happened to the Fantastic Four in Purgatory?

Part 2; excerpt from "The Last Archangel". In which Gabriel has forgotten it's almost Christmas, Jarvis has trouble with facial expressions, and Butterfingers is particularly fond of pink.

To save the life of the man he loves, Harry Potter called out in the name of something unholy. Now he reaps the dreadful consequences. But what if he could turn the tide in his favor? Will his new master allow it or will he be subjugated forever? Slash! SM/HP.

"Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair." For a magical-less child, this truth is alive in shocking clarity. Squib Harry has been rejected by his world, his family, but is he really as magic-less as they believe or will he find a power in words that has never been known? Death is determined to show his Master his true worth.

When a so-called 'wizard' calling himself Albus Dumbledore arrives on the Winchester's doorstep offering them a job at his school, it takes a lot to convince them to accept. But when they do, what changes and surprises are in store? Is a school rooted in ancient tradition ready for a couple Muggles who regularly go about killing creatures like them? T to be safe.

..wait, what? Harry Potter not himself? Well, when you factor in a skewed ritual done by a dead person, an evil wizard, and a time-traveling baby, it starts to make a little more sense. Maybe not to the students of Hogwarts, though, who are all a bit miffed that Harry Potter has somehow managed to enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, despite being 1774 years in the past.

Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.

There are some things you just do not do with laser pointers.

Harry in Konoha

What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem

The Uzumaki had a hidden Summoning Contract that was lost over the years after the passing of Uzumaki Mito. Years later, in the Uzumaki Shrine, a certain blonde finds that very contract and gains the support of a certain group of Ponies. With their help, he'll prove that the bonds they share will overcome any obstacle! PART ONE FINISHED! PART TWO IS NOW OUT!

After losing everything he could lose, Harry decides it won't happen again... Until where is he ready to go to be left alone? Crossdressing!Harry, Slash, Time-Travel, de-aged!Harry, lemon-scenes!censured

The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.