I notice that some people dislike the oatmeal cable knit Jumper of Johns, or simply don't see why it's been placed there when there could be such nicer jumpers to suit Martin Freeman. This fic, is why that soft lumpy piece of wool is so damned important.

Sherlock steps out of line and John looses more than his temper. Yes the summary is short, but I'll give too much away otherwise. S/J. Rated for language.

COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.

A throw away line in chapter 12 of my xmas fic inspired this fluffy one-shot. "He wouldn't refuse the detective outright, the one time he had had been an absolute nightmare". This is the story of that one time. Thanks goes to mabaroshi16 for the idea.

John surprises Sherlock, just because he can. Established relationship, very mild hints of slash. Fluff. John/Sherlock

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.

After losing the only thing he truly cared about, Sherlock finds himself drawn inevitably to Reichenbach Falls to meet his fate. A post-Great Game take on The Final Problem. Warnings for discussion of character death.

Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.

Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.

Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

A series of drabbles written for the Valentine's Day theme. Pairings: Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock/John, Clara/Harry, Mycroft/not!Anthea, Mrs. Hudson/Skull

John and Sherlock discuss how to celebrate Sherlock's birthday. In bed. Poor Mrs. Hudson. drabble, 100 words

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Jim makes Sherlock and John copulate at gunpoint for his own amusement.