Naruto looks on with a torn heart, as Sasuke propositions Sakura. Can he pretend to be fine with it, and what will he do when he hears Sakura's response? (Basically, trolling.)

Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.

Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)

Latest chapter: Background information for The Heavens Shall Tremble (And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy spoilers) concerning galactic politics in 2183. Includes the geth.

Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

ME AU One-Shot. After ten thousand years of Hibernation a Reaper awakes to have a surprising conversation with an interested party.

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

Human sits on a treasure trove of advance alien artifacts with a love for reverse-engineering those ancient technology. It helped them survived as a spacefaring race, seeing as how every alien and their mother wanted to exterminate them. Then, by sheer coincidence, Humanity met a galactic community that wasn't immediately genocidal to them. It was a nice change of pace. [Two Shot]

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

Jesus is summoned into the grail war, and a certain believer is forgiven for the sin of being born.

An unexpected reunion between the Scoobies and the Fang gang reveals something wrong with Xander.

After saving Miyu and dying from his wounds, Emiya Shirou finds himself in a fantasy world, filled with magic, monsters, and masochists! Not to mention an explosion maniac, a worthless goddess, and hikkomori NEET. Can these 'heroes' defeat the Demon King? Lets test their luck! (Abandoned until further notice)

On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...

Armed with foreknowledge and aided by a renegade cyborg, the Assassins of the Renaissance set out to fight the future. History will never be the same-literally. AU, begins mid-AC2.

Harry discovers Metamorph abilities early in life and hides them. When he meets another of his kind years later, he's in for a rude awakening. His abilities could mean his death. Thief!Harry.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.

The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.

Two Years before the upcoming Heaven's Feel, a new app is released for free. A game which deals with something very familiar to those of the Moonlit World…

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.

Liara T'Soni continued her mission to protect the Galaxy while Commander Shepard is in another dimension. She must stop the Covenant and the allies they've gathered from wreaking havoc in a Galaxy without it's greatest hero. While she's had some success, there's a gathering storm on the horizon and one of her crew of misfits will be forced to confront her past before it clears.

Fleeing from the glassing of Reach in the belly of the Pillar of the Autumn, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy find themselves stranded with their UNSC allies on a strange Forerunner constructed ring world called Halo with the Covenant hunting them. But Halo holds a secret, one deadlier than both the Covenant and Reapers combined... and it's hungry.

Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V