What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. PWP. This is a birthday present to myself. Hiei/Kurama yaoi. Hiei was a bit groggy when he woke up somewhere warm and comfortable, but everything sorted itself out soon enough.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. It all started with one question. It could either spiral out of control, or they could do something about it themselves. Naturally, they chose option B. KuramaxHiei.

oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.

Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Boy Who Lived" huh? They have No. Freakin'. Idea. Besides, haven't they clued on yet that to get a name like that, there has to be death involved? And his life was just getting good too. A 'Yusuke is Harry' story. Oneshot, complete, do not own.

Kurt doesn't need him to reassure, not this time - he needs him to listen. In which Kurt - under cover of darkness - is more vulnerable than he's ever been, and all Blaine wants to do is fix it.

"Please state your name and grade to the camera." Nerd!Blaine/Popular!Kurt AU in which Artie attempts to make a documentary and fails, epically.

"Maybe if I train Blaine I can introduce him to Kurt and they can have little puppy babies together." A sequel to Not Like the Movies, in which Brittany attempts to find Blaine someone to rub unicorn horns with.

Kurt imagines a boy with bright, eager eyes and a charming smile holding his hand and whispering into his ear. 5 times Kurt has wished for someone, and 1 time someone has been there.

The stars referred to him as Kurt. Blaine/moon!Kurt AU.

Suddenly, Kurt is finding faults in Blaine that, in general, were very minor - but to Kurt, they were everything, and he wasn't sure why he was so angry at Blaine all the time, just that he was. Kurt/Blaine. Oneshot.

Blaine was humble, but even he could not ignore the fact that he was kind of a catch - a catch that, apparently, many guys at Dalton but not Kurt had realized. Oneshot. Kurt/Blaine.

Blaine's got a job working as the keyholder of the practice rooms in the Music Department building. It's a job that he enjoys, even more so because of the gorgeous countertenor that always pops up at 4 PM on the dot.

Kurt doesn't get into NYADA.

Blaine likes to personally deliver the numerous letters that end up in the mailbox of his and his roommates' New York apartment by mistake. Burt is techno-resistant and writes letters to his son studying in New York. Do the math.

He'd always been quietly terrified of the day Blaine would fall in love. Kurt/Blaine. Character spoiler, please read the warnings in the A/N.

Kisses, bow ties, French phrases and butterflies - or: the receipt for a nickname -sort of- takes years to prepare. Klaine-Futurefic! Rated M to be sure.

There are things Kurt Hummel shouldn't find sexy. AU. Reaction-fic to 3x19.

AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.

"Finn. You used my iron to make a panini when we have a perfectly functional sandwich-maker." In which Sam accidently provides Kurt with minions, Brittany is a celebrity twitterer, Klaine is adorable, Finn hates big words before noon, and more.

Or, "Five Times In Which Wes and David Are Completely Bewildered By McKinley." Epilogue: Wes and David are back at Dalton and feeling better after their scare at McKinley, but one final piece of evidence is about to change the game completely.

"You're wearing a skirt in Ohio; I definitely saved your ass from getting shanked right outside the door." Santana is either the nicest villian, or the meanest hero, that Blaine's ever met. He should probably decide which, since she's got him cornered.