Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!

Upon her death, Amaryllis Potter is placed before Mandos who had an interesting tale to tell her and a request to protect Frodo Baggins. She finds herself on a whole new adventure but the objective is still the same; defeat the Dark Lord. Only this time there is no Golden Trio, and she is surrounded by men in a world where women are submissive in the extreme. How will she cope?

A barely 18 years old GWL must learn quickly to navigate the Elemental Countries, as well as to raise her baby godson, the only one who tags along on her Next Great Adventure. Heavily injured, starving herself to feed the little six-month-old, Harry is ready to give up when an unexpected person helps her out. Now, what the hell did she get herself into this time? (Fem!Harry) [AU]

Eight-year-old Sasuke is a broken soul. Eight-year-old Naruto is a hated demon-carrier. Eight-year-old Sakura is a bright girl whose parents are killed unexpectedly in a house fire. They meet as three orphans desperate to become the strongest of ninja and in the process find a new family. Gen.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

There was a start to all romances. In fairy tales, it started with damsels in distress on a land far far away. His started in a park, with a troubled girl catching butterflies. FemNaru

AU - Her vision darkened, and she looked at the sky one more time before her eyes slid closed, a small smile lifting her lips. "I can grant you the chance to save them. All of them." - Uzumaki Naru died, and 80 years in the past Uchiha Nozomi was born. [fem!Uchiha!Naruto][good!Madara][TimeTravel][alive!Izuna] Co-Written with blue-hart

AU: When he died to end the war, Senju Tobirama didn't have any regrets. As he closed his eyes, finally succumbing to his multiple injuries, the Nidaime Hokage was happy... But Fate just loved to mess with him. Forty years later, Senju Tobirama opened his eyes once more. (fem!Naru[Nagisa],reborn!Tobirama,NagiTobi)

Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus

Crossover Harry Potter and DC comics. Harry, Ron and Hermione know they'll need help to defeat Voldemort, but none of them expected to find it in a pair of muggles from Gotham.

Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Some shinobi use kunai, others use their fists. For Naruto, his claim to fame will be something the shinobi world has never seen before. For Naruto, it's all in the cards! Fuuinjutsu!Naruto

Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

Naruto didn't remember when she began seeing them. The see-through people. Only that as she grew up there was always a warm hand. Nothing made her happier when she was able to see the ghosts of the deceased, despite the tragedy behind each one she saw. Fem!Naruto Semi-AU

Life as a ninja was suppose to be exciting, and fun, not terrifying and dangerous. I should have paid attention to the anime more... SI OC

Harri ends up being screwed over by the ministry and some of her closest friends. She's then bound to an old lamp and tossed into the Veil. After being passed around for years, she ends up being dumped unceremoniously unto one Naruto Uzumaki. Things won't be quite the same by the end. Based on Tsume Tuki's prompt "Ain't Never Had a Friend like Me."

Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC