Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Orochimaru needs more ninjas to fight for him, so he offers ramen to Naruto, hot naked girls to Kakashi, and Sasuke stripping to Sakura. He'd better watch his back, when they, along with all the others, find out he's lying. Up for adoption.

The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.

AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!

What if Naruto used a different way to beat Kakashi during the first real genin exam?

Iruka gets on Naruto about never having used his “special” jutsu against Kakashi. Not part of ‘Blackmail So Rules’ universe. I GOT A REVIEW! WOOHOO!

AU “And no, I’m not done yet. I have yet another quote for you by Mark Twain.” Harry’s speech to get Fudge kicked out of office once Sirius is freed at the end of his fourth year.

Harry's overly stressed out to the point that he collapses and stops breathing. Will Harry survive when his own friends abandoned him when he needed them most?

During his summer before fifth year, Harry gets a letter, now he the mate of three deatheaters. This year at Hogwarts is going to be very intresting. Pairings: SS/HP/DM/LM RW/HG FW/GW RL/SB, THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN AS BLEEDING FEATHERS.

You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.

On Hiatus. After being banished for bringing an injured Sasuke, and betrayed by those he cared for, Naruto travels to the unknown western parts of the continent. Seven years later, he reappears as the Emperor of the West.

Revoked of there shinobi license and given a final mission by the Hokage the Sasuke Rescue team along with others shall build there own village, and prove to all that wanted them gone wrong. rated T

Harry is sick of life, and writes his final letter… to Voldemort. However, Voldemort will not let the teen die. So what happens afterwards? Slash-fic.

Harry is sent back to Maurader's time after Voldemort dies, to teach DADA. However, someone else from the Dark managed to join him. H/G J/L R/H Temporary HIATUS

Eventual SasukeNaruto yaoi. Sasuke and Naruto have an argument after Naruto brings Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Sasuke mocks Naruto’s dream to become Hokage, and for some reason, this time Naruto listens. He leaves the village to pursue a new dream. His f

During a mission involving the Akatsuki, 15 year old Naruto finds him himself 27 years prior to the present. Takes place after Team seven reunion but they retrieved Sasuke, as he is now in Konoha. Fic won't be the same as series. Slight Yaoi. DISCONTINUED

Sam becomes a mech after being killed by Soundwave. Starscream has been named a traitor and is in exile from the Decepticons. Despite different motives, the two must team up to fight both Soundwave, and an even greater threat.

For Fanfic100. Sam realised he was the new AllSpark after he died for the first time. But by then, everything was already ruined, so what did it matter anyway? Mention of SamxBee

*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.

Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.

Sam dreams, and in his dreams, things aren't the way they're supposed to be.

Gaara visits Naruto to talk about friendship...and love. Set pre-Kakashi Gaiden

With the cube on his hands and his legs going numb, he ran. A look at Sam, running for his life, for his loved ones, and for the entire world.

2007movie. Paring:SarahWill, Ironhide. Summary: Sarah wants to feel like a teenager again what better way then to have sex at the drivein. Warning: Bad het ahead.