The Decepticons aren't the only aliens interested in Earth and its inhabitants.

Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.

G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.

G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.

G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.

G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.

Ironhide's not too pleased about the new Allspark...

G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.

G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...

In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!

G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?

This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.

[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!

Post-ROTF. Nobody seemed to notice that the twins were pretty slagged up during the final battle. At first, nobody even remembered to retrieve them! Oddly enough, they were perfectly okay with that.

A collection of one-shots including Will, Epps, Sarah, Annabelle, and sometimes Ironhide. Chapter 7: Sarah finally carries out her plan to drive Epps out of the house, but will it work?

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Sam is the Allspark, always has been and always will be. But to others he is a tool to be used, a child to be protected. Will he join the Autobots or the Decepticons? Optimus or Megatron? Or does he simply wish to go home?

UP FOR ADOPTION!

What would happen if Starscream lost his wingbrothers? How would he react? How would he cope - or otherwise? What if, in this state, he runs into Sam?

Thrown into Azkaban, Harry is removed two years after. Not quite the same, but not willing to be around those who put him in jail, Harry leaves for a new school. HarryOMC. SLASH MALExMALE

Sam has become the Allspark. The Autobots don't want to lose their only way to create more of their species and have decided to keep him locked inside their base for 'protection'. What will Sam do when he realizes he can't ever go out of his new room?