AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.

It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

Ronald Weasley is a happy toddler who doesn't understand the dangerous nature of bees. Thankfully he's got big brother Percy who does. Or, a fluffy story in which big brother!Percy rescues an oblivious baby!Ron.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

The power Harry knows and Voldemort does not. Oneshot. COMPLETE

It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.

One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.

Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.

For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year