Behold my awesome title skills. -Allen loses a bet to Lavi and has to trade outfits with Lenalee for a day. According to Lavi, it is a fool-proof plan to get Kanda to fall in love with him. Allen has his doubts. Really. Unless Kanda really is the closet pervert Lavi claims he is... -Rated for stupidity and cross-dressing, language, Yullen/Arekan.

Seeking to spice up his resume, Allen becomes a shrink for other students. Kanda, a playboy, breaks the hearts of almost every girl on campus. They all end up seeing Allen to help them with their breakups. He learns everything about the Kanda Yuu. YULLEN!

Haruhi stays late one night at Ouran to finish a project, and one of the Hosts has stayed late as well. Will anything come from some private interactions between Haruhi and Mori?

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

Stephanie is a medic in the ARMY. When she is discharged what does she do with her life, and who does she run into that she has "Stitched" up in the past? A strong Stephanie story, not nice to Mrs. Plum or Morelli. Filled with Rangeman, though their stories maybe a little twisted around. TART! Rated M to be sure!

After his divorce from Ginny, Harry found himself needing a change of pace, so he set out to work for the BAU in Quantico. He never imagined that he would find love again, much less on his own team.

Harry is working with his covert team to catch criminals. Aaron spends his life caring for his son and catching bad guys as the leader of the BAU. A case takes Harry and his team from London and to the states, where their two worlds collide. A chance meeting makes both men discover that there is more to life than catching criminals. Slash! Full summary inside.

Harry and Hermione have been working hard in Magical Britain, rebuilding and moving the Magical World into the new century. However, they fell that it's time to move on. Upon looking at their options, they find a place with the BAU in the FBI. This is the story of their first case. *Set in early-ish Season Six* *First Chapter is background where my story diverges from Canon*

COMPLETE! Previously named A Vampire's Lust. Rory has been crushing on Ethan for a while now and is finally able to make him his. But would one night at a party change all that? Suck at summaries. R&R. Rating now changed to M. Boy/Boy Don't like, Don't read.

Slash. Ethan and Benny have reached the point where they're about to become something more than friendship. Bethan.

Benny attempts to use a spell to grow him and Ethan a moustache but ends up making a huge mistake. Slash. Benny/Ethan. Mpreg!

Boris returns from a trip to England with a small child. Enlisting the help of Hankmed, he raises Harry to be strong and independent. When the Wizarding World comes looking for their savior will the be pleased with the aristocrat Harry appears to be? And will Harry return to a world that left him on a doorstep without a care?

Squall meets a strange boy while out training, forming a connection with him. It's a friendship that will turn the tide of war and a love that changes the world. HPxSL. Lion Pair!

On that fated night in October 1981, Dumbledore left Harry Potter on his Aunt's doorstep. But, unknown to anyone, Harry's magic magicked him away to another world. Years later, on October 31st, 1994, a dying Zack Fair is transported to the Great Hall. Having to compete in the TriWizard Tournament, Zack tries to find his way through this new world, and a way back to his old one.

It was the random kind of crazy that only ever happened to him. But, he couldn't help but wonder if this was where he should have been from the start. Even if he still had to fight, it was a small price to pay to help the ones he'd come to love. SLASH! (Pending rewrite)

Little did anyone know that James was one of Kronos' favorite drinking buddies. Of course, no one expected them to actually enter their children into a marriage contract. Now young Harry is paying the price, but is it really going to be that bad for him? Written for the Celestial Contract challenge.

Percy and Leo are living together. The only problem: Percy is trying to hide his relationship with Leo's father, better known as the god of smiths. And then there is that weight-thing, even though he really tries his best, he just won't lose weight... It starts driving him crazy. Hephaestus/Percy slash and mpreg

Long ago, in Kronos' stomach, Hades used to be with Poseidon. Now, to make his former lover suffer, he takes Percy as his own. But maybe all of this will turn out quite different than intended. - Starts as Hades/Poseidon, continues as Hades/Percy and ends as very kinky Hades/Poseidon/Percy, all slash obviously and with a threesome

Percy was shown terrible things. Angered by what he saw, he embarks upon a mission to right the wrongs in the world. The gods are not who the demigods worship. He was gifted with power they never intended any demigod to have, and power they don't even have themselves. With the help of the only god he can trust, he'll use that power to end their corruption permanently.

Percy Jackson is the son of Hades. Rejected by demigods, satyrs, and humans alike, the gods embrace him. When Zeus's lighting bolt is stolen, Percy is the only one to have a dream about Zeus's and Poseidon's conflict. He's sent out on a quest, alone, with rusted knifes, and new powers. Will he survive? And what does Ares want?

Fem!Percy/Apollo. Rachel Dare isn't the Oracle. Persephone Jackson, the daughter of Poseidon, is. And for the first time Apollo truly regrets that his Oracle has to stay a virgin forever, because all he ever wanted to do with Percy was throw her over his his shoulder and carry her to his bedroom. But well, maybe she can help him find a loophole. ON HIATUS.

Percy feels used by Apollo. But, Apollo steps in and shows Percy how he really feels about him. Rated M for a reason LOTS of lemons!

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?