Lame story.

Dear Mr. Pencakes, I tried to die today. But I didn’t die. So I’ll try to die again tomorrow. And I shall succeed! :3 // Dear Hikaru, ARE YOU FUDGING CRAZY? -A Weird Oneshot- Hikarux?-Done for a SHINE challenge.

Kaoru never believed in anything spiritual, but that doesn't keep him from cleaning up a shrine! Now, the God wants to repay him back, but once Kaoru sees Kami he rejects him. What will Kami do? What will HIKARU do? FLUFF HikaKao,Etc. DISCONTINUED.

“I’m your twin, your brother, made of the same blood…and you’re blinded with denial and ambition that you’re after it. But you know, Hikaru…serial killer or not, lieutenant or not, I still love you, and that love isn’t going to run cold anytime soon.” HxK

“Sweet,” he commented, smiling as he kicked off the plug to the drain. The soapy water started to recede, but only slowly, rose petals stuck onto their skin, but they paid no mind. “But you’re skin is much sweeter.” HikaKao Cont. to Peppermint Candy.

Drabbles. Hints of HikaKao. Hikaru's thoughts of life. Drabble Three: If Hikaru had powers...what would he be? .COMPLETE.cus I'm lazy that way.

“Everything makes the difference, Hikaru. And this is crossdressing, my sanity doesn’t need to be encouraged to commit suicide. So if you would kindly remove that piece of woman’s underwear from my sight, everything will be well,” Kaoru hissed. [HikaKao]

And...WORD gets out that they're gay. The WORD came from a printed letter that explains their homosexual and incest relationship and their elopement. Too bad this is all a fraud. D: [Crack!] [Rated for 'implied to lemon' words][ONESHOT]

Kaoru is a writer. High demands from readers force him to write romance. He doesn’t know where to start, so he tries to get some experience for ‘kiss’ scenes with his lover. But then again…his lover gets a bit out of hand from his demonstrations. HikaKao

He may be the youngest, but he’s not immature, simpleminded, or stupid...everything that HE is, he’s not. Then why, in Kami’s name, does he have a loose tooth! Hitachiincest fluff.

I don’t want to hurt you, but you forced me to. And now…look. See what you did? How the heck do we explain to Okaasan! Oh yeah, thank you so much for forgiving me, Hikaru. It was so fun to manipulate you. :3 [HikaxKao FLUFF ONESHOT]

[Hikaru & Kaoru...THIS is just an experiment with ANGST and HUMOR thrown together.]“Why…? Why did you have to go? I miss you. [Rather pointless...Just read it, dammit.]

Wait..what am I supposed to do? Explain to this little girl about...what? Renge, are you trying to taint this five year old's mind? Ehehe, hi...what's you're question now, little kid? “Niisan, how are babies made?” WHAT! [Interview: Host Club]

I’m killing myself. It’s my art. The art of losing myself…to myself. [Pointless angst fic.][ONESHOT][Rated T for selfabuse themes][Hikaru & Kaoru]

“But I like you here,” Hikaru objected with a soft whisper. He had a hungry smile accompanying his lustful, hazel orbs. “So vulnerable and defenseless. Oh, little Kaoru, how will you ever run away?” HikaKao

What does Toshiro Like better than eating watermelon with Momo? IchiHitsu. Fluff. No like, no read.

SuzakuxLulu. AU. They are married but Suzaku is being overly obsessive-possessive over Lelouch. And the result? Angst! ON HIATUS!

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

Congratulation on your purchase of a HITSUGAYA TOUSHIRO unit! This guide is to help you nurture the workaholic and temperamental prodigy unit to its full potential. Mentions of YAOI.

Ron proposes to Hermione, but she knows someone else is in love with him and turns him down. No one is more surprised than Ron when he finds out who that someone is. Slash but squeaky-clean!

Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.

After the end of the series, Light and L meet again. Light's ready to see L, ready to see his guard down in the after life. He was ready to meet the man behind the letter. Well, that just doesn't happen. Eventual L/Light spoilers for whole series.

AU L/Light. He was just always there. In that little corner of the library, with his books, reading alone in his darkness. He was trying so hard to shrink out of existance, become unnoticable. Light couldn't help but notice.

Light thought that he had thought of everything, that he had already won. he thought that his fake rules would choke L, would defeat L. Who would've thought that he would twist them around to his benifit? Spoilers up to ep.25, L/Light

A black calligraphic L stood resolutely against a stark white backround. An elegant snowy L shone out against darkness deep enough to rival the night sky. In a battle for honor, which one will triumph? What will go awry? AU, Eventual L/Light