He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."- Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince. After Loki's actions in Manhattan, he is escorted back to Asgard in chains with his pride stripped. Yet, during his imprisonment, he finds an unlikely ally in the form of a guard with the same green eyes as the ones he sees in his own reflection.

Obito observes the mating habits of cats and dogs. Mostly from afar, but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort. (Fem!Harry) (AU) (Fix it!)

Death reenters a seemingly familiar world in 1979 and is forced to remember that he was once Harry Potter when he befriends his father as well as to remember what it means to be human. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

!Canon Compliant AU! Tom Riddle is granted his right to reincarnate under one condition: a probation period of 25 years in his next life, supervised by the very god that's claimed him—the God of Dreams, formerly (in life) Harry Potter. He's pretty sure there's some cosmic irony going on with that one. Oneshot; PRESLASH(?) TMR/HP

Barty's biggest weakness had always been his curiosity, and Potter woke his like nothing else. He truly had no one to blame but himself. Now they were so entangled that Barty didn't know how to untangle himself. The worst part was that he wasn't sure that be wanted to. He could only hope that satisfaction would bring him back.

Boobs were not everything in the world, who cares if she was a B cup again? Apparently, Atsushi did.

The problem with alluding to secrets, of course, is that they can be so easily misunderstood. Or why the entirety of Wizarding Britain is convinced that James Potter, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans are in a happy threesome.

Naruto had planned to play the fool. He suspected otherwise, but for her safety, the Uzumaki chose to hold his tongue. He wanted to protect Sara's daughter… because she was his daughter as well. In the form of ten truths. Past Sara x Naruto

Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

There can be no happy end to this story. It starts with death and only runs in one direction, and for all of Naruto's strength and will, he cannot change that. Those who bear the Sharingan are cursed with misery, it seems, and not all the resolve in the world will alter their fate.

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

Hogwarts AU. Tobirama comes down to breakfast on the first day of classes to find the Great Hall full of snickering, his husband conspicuously absent, and his brother face-down in his eggs.

Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.

That one where Xanxus ends up in Winterfell and nobody is happy about it.

Drabble. Regulus has never seen his brother's face so cold.

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

A child's magical core is an elastic, yet delicate thing. There is good reason why there are Pediatric Healers, after all. Too bad that Dumbledore forgot to check on Harry's bindings. A magical catastrophe later, Harry's got a new gift, a new friend, and a new adventure for the taking! What could possibly go wrong?

Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.

For the first time in three centuries, Urahara Kisuke was struck dumb. Well, it's not everyday that Japan's top diplomat asks you to walk her down the aisle.

Ulquiorra must learn to live as a human in the world of the living, but can a hollow ever truely become human again? And will the Soul Society allow such a thing to go unpunished?